Mein, Cousin Aur Didi

Bas, yehi se hamara plan start huwa. Hum use har najar se dekh rahe thein, jab ko khana banati, idhar se udhar jaati, har samay hum usse ghur rahe thein, aur usse ye sab maloom tha, pehle to woh confuse dikh rahi thi, lekin badme dheere dheere normal hote gaya. Mein usse bahot baatein kar raha tha, usse hasata, kabhi chidhata, usse sabji katne k bahane chuta, fir maine sonu ko bhi samil kiya, aaja din bhar hum usse bahot attention de rahe thein, jaise ki woh koi raani hai, hum uske khubsurati ka bhi bayan karne lage, woh sarma jati, humne usse aise pehle kabhi baat nahi ki thi. Lekin ab sab normal ho raha tha.

Sham ka 4 baj chuka tha. Hum apne kamre mein game khel rahe thein. Tabhi plan ko aghe badhane ka waqt aaya. Maine darwaja ko thoda sa khol le rakha tha. Suhana kitchen me thi, mein intazar karr raha tha ki kab woh bathroom ko nikle hamare kamre ko hote huwe, uske aane ka ehsaas hote hi mein sonu se baatein karne laga. Maine sonu ko pehele hi bataa ke rakha tha ki kya bolna hai, chuki jab suhana darwaje ke karib aaye usse bahar se sab sunai de.

Mein: “Lekin sonu, kya kare woh bahot sundar hai, meh to apne aap ko control hi nahi kar sakta, jab usse dekhta hu toh jaise ki koi apsara jaisi lagti hai”.
Bathroom ka darwaja nahi khula ta abhi tak, toh mein sure tha ki suhana yeh sab sun rahi hai darwaje ke bahar chip ke.
Sonu: “Par did to didi hein na, hum aisa kaise soch sakte hai uske baare mein”.
Mein: “Didi hai to kya huwa, pyar toh jispar bhi aasakta hai, aur suhana ko dekh kar kisko pyaar na aaye. Tune kal dekha tha na job woh soyi thi sofe pe, kitni mast lag rahi thi, mein to woh najara apne sir se hata hi nahi pa raha”.

Sonu: “Woh to hai, maine usse pehle kabhi yese nahi dekha par kal to jaise iss duniya mein uske barabar koi aur ladki hi nahi. Par ronu, tu joh keh raha hai woh nahi ho sakta, hamari didi hai woh”.
Mein: “Kuch nahi hoga, yeh ek umar hai jo sabi ladke ko aata hai, aise waqt mein apne aas paas ki khubsurat ladki par pyar ho jata hai chahe woh apni hi didi kyun na ho. Thode hapte ke baad ye sab chala jayega. Aaj jab woh soyegi to bas usko chuna hai yeha waha aur agar mile to thoda dekhna hai, uske baad muth marenge, usse pata bhi nahi chalega aur fir kabhi nahi karenge, kuch dino baad hum dono ko yaad bhi nahi hoga”.
Sonu chup raha thodi der, mere kehne ke mutabik woh sochne ka natak kar raha tha. Suhana bhi ye sab baatein pacha rahi hogi. Aur mein pakka tha ki woh hamari baat ko samajh rahi hai.

Sonu: “Mujhe pata nahi, agar woh uth gayi aur usse bura laga toh woh mujhse ruth jayegi aur agar aisa huwa toh mein apne aapko zindagi bhar maaf nahi kar paunga. Woh meri didi hai mein usko bahot pyar karta hu”, Uske awaj me thodi sachhai thi aur thodi bhari pan. Mujhe pata tha ki yeh sab sun kar suhana ki aakhe geeli ho chuki hogi.

Mein: “Mujhe pata hai sonu, mein bhi yeh nahi chahata, par agar humne yeh aaj nahi kiya toh hum zindagi bhar uske liye tadapte rahenge, issi liye iss kissa ko aaj hi khattam karna hai, ek bar karke yeh jo bhi feelings hai uske liye, yeh hame bahar fekna hai, fir sab thik ho jayega. Agar suhana ko pata hota toh woh bhu yehi chahati, aakhir hum uske bhai hai, hame iss waqt me thoda maddat karna to jarur chahti hogi woh bhi, aakhir isme jana hi kya hai, thoda dekhna aur chuna. Meri baat maan sonu, aaj kar lete hai uske sone ke baad, usko pata bhi nahi chalega aur kal se sab normal ho jayega”.

Itna sunne ke baad to sayd hi koi hoga jise meri baat thik na lage. Sonu thoda sochne ka natak kiya aur bola,
Sonu: “Thik hai, lekin start tu karna, mein thoda hi karunga”.

Mein: “Achha, aaj bahot garmi hai, baniyan bhi utar dete hai aur sifr ye swimming underwear hi pehente hai. Hum ladke hain, suhana kuch nahi kahegi. Chal ab thodi der khelte hai, suhana kitchen me hogi, uska kitchen ka kaam hone se pehle game finish karte hai”.

Uske thodi hi der baad bathroom ka darwaja khula, lekin thoda jyada hi der ke baad khula. Meri script sunkar suhana ko jarur kuch huwa hoga. Sham ko khane se pehle mein bahar jaakar kuch pregnant na hone wali pills le aaya. Mujhe pata tha ki mera plan kaam karega.

Sam ko khane k samay mein aur sonu sirf swimming underwear mein thein. Suhana ne kuch nahi kaha, uske chehere pe nervousness dikh raha tha par woh normal dikhne ka prayas kar rahi thi. Ab jab ki mujhe pata tha ki suhana ni hamari baat sab sunli hai aur pacha bhi le hai, to mai aag mein tel chidakne laga. Mein suhana ko khana milane me maddat karne laga, mein pehele se thoda jyada chu raha tha, aur jyada jagah par, agar usne hamari baat na suni hoti toh sayad mahol kuch aur hota, lekin uske chehere par gussa nahi tha, thoda sad thi par sympathy, thoda pyar bhi tha. Mera lund pura tanna tha aur underwear k bahar se saaf dekhai deta tha, lekin maine usse waise hi rakha.