Padma Didi Bani Meri Biwi

Lekin mere dost ke shabd mere zehan mein tik gaye. Agle din dopahar ko main Anil se baat karne ko gaya to pata chala ki vo godown mein gaya hua hai. Godown ke bahar chowkidar ne mujhe dekha to bola,”Sahib, anadr jane ki kissi ko permission nahin hai lekin aap to Sahib ke sale ho, so chale jayo. Mian andar gaya to sara godown khali pada laga. Main mudne hi wala tha ki ek kamre se awazen aa rahi thee. “Ahhhh…..zor se …..Akbar bhai zor se chodo apni rani ko…bahut dino ke baad mauka mila hai….aaahhhhhh, chod mujhe Akbar….kia mast lund paya hai aapne…..wah Akbar bhai”

Awaz to Anil ki thee aur Akbar hamari copmpany mein ek driver tha. Door kuchh khula tha aur mujhe Anil nagan roop mein ghutno aur haathon ke bal jhuka hua nazar aaiya. Anil ki gori gaand uthi hui thee aur Akbar ka kam se kam 7 inch lamba aur moota lund Anil ki gaand mein ghusa hua tha. Akbar mere jijja ko be-rehmi se chod raha tha aur Anil maze se lund apni gaand mein le raha tha. Akbar kissi kutte ki tarah haanf raha tha,”Wah malik wah!!! Jab se aap shadi mein vyast they mujhe bhi essi gaand nahin milli. Ab to meri biwi bhi gaand marwane se mana karti hai aur mujhe gaand ki bina kuchh aur achha nahin lagata. Han malik aap meri Rani hi bane raho, mujhe koi biwi nahin chahiye” Anil bhi neechey se bola” Akbar bhai, maine bhi yoon hi musibat mol le li hai Padma se shadi kar ke. Agar meri behan mujhe na kehti to mian kabhi ye shadi na karta. Lekin behan ko kia kehta ki mujh se theek taha se chudayi nahin hogi? Ya ye kehta ki main Padma ko kia chodunga , mujhe to aap khud ko Akbar bhai ka lund chahiye apni gaand ke liye”

Main unki aur baten sun na saka aur gusse se bhara hua Mrs Kukreja ke room mein gaya.

“Aunty, meri behan shadi se khush nahin hai. Anil to khud…….khud kehta hai ki vo theek se …..chod nahin sakta….vo to khud gaandu hai aur iss wakt godown mein Akbar se gaand marwa raha hai…..Aunty meri behan ki to zindagi barbad ho gayi na…..” Mrs Kukreja apni seat se uthi aur mujhe pani bahon mein bhar ke seene se lagate huye boli”Ashu beta, maine tujhe kaha tha na ki kal mujh dosh mat dena. Asal mein Anil ke pita bhi lund ke mamle mein kamzor thay. Lekin mujhe ye pata na tha ki ussko ye gaand ki bhi bimari hai. Beta nirash mat hona. Jo karna hoga main karungi, main kabhi Padma ke jazbaton ka nuksaan na hone doongi. Akhir Padma ab hamare ghar ki bahu hai. Main Anil se baat karungi aur samasya ka hal dhoond hi loongi. Aur fir Aneela bhi to tujh se shadi karna chahti hai. Ab meri ek nahin do betian hain, Aneela aur Padma, jald hi Anil tujh se baat karge ga”

Anil sala mujh se kia baat karega. Jo karna tha vo theek se kar nahin paaiya. Lekin ussi raat Anil ne mujhe ek Bar mein bulaya aur do peg whiskey ke peene ke baad mujh se bola” Yaar, main jaan chuka hoon ki tujhe mere us….shauk ke bare pata chal gaya hai aur tum jante ho ke mere lund mein itni takat nahin hai. Lekin mere pas ek bahut badhiya sujhav hai agar kaho to bolun?” Main ekaha”Ab kia sujhav bacha hai, meri behan ki zindagi barbad kar ke”

“Dekh Ashu, Padma ki chudai to hogi, agar main nahin karta to koi aur karega. Ab kissi bahar ke adami se ho to ghar ki izzat ka kia hoga. Meri baat man lo, tum khud Padma ki chudayi ji bhar ke kar lo. Bhai behan par kissi ko shak bhi na hoga. Aur main tujhe apni Manali wali kothi ki chabi bhi doonga jahan tum dono apna honeymoon mana lena. Tujhe bhi apni behan ke jism ka maza mil jayega aur agar bhagwan ki marzi hui to Padma maa bhi ban jaye gi aur sare samaj mein main bhi baap kehlaunga. Aur kal ko tujhe hi to Aneela ka pati banana hai. Fir tum hamare ghar mein reh kar dono ko chod sakte ho. Bolo manzur hai?”

“Lekin main …..Padma meri behan hai…ye kaise?”

Anil peg pee kar fir bola” To kia Padma ko kissi erre gaire se chudne ki liye chhod den hum? Iss se behtar hoga ki tum hi usski jawani ke maze loot lo aur ghar ki izzat bhi bachi rahe”

Lekin agatar main apni behan ko sparsh bhi kia to vo mujhe jaan se mar dalegi, chodna to dur ki baat hai” Anil fir bola” Tu usski fikar mat kar. Kal hi hum teeno Manali jayenge aur main Padma ko chodne ki koshish karunga aur jab mujh se choda nahin jayega to vo mujhe gali degi aur tab tum aa jana. Jab choot jal rahi hoti hai to rishte nahin dekhti. Apni behan ki choot apne lund se bhar dena. Ek baar chud gayi to sada ke liye teri ho jaye gi” Jijja ki nbaat sun kar achanak mera lund khada hone laga aur apni behan ko chodne ki ichha sach hoti naza r aane lagi.