Deepika Bhabhi Ki Paad Ka Mein Dewana – I

Bhaiya ke jate hi mein bhabhi ke compound mein ghus gaya aur pipe ki madat se sandas ke exhaust pe dhyan laga kar baith gaya. Bhabhi shayad aaj late thi, wo ekdum daudte hue ayi, unhone aaj saree pehni hui thai. Shayad unko bohut zor se tatti lagi hui thi, unhone saree upar ki, panty niche aur hagne baith gayi. Baithte hi ‘pppppppppppppuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr’ ki awaz se jaise unki gaand se ganga jamuna behne lag gayi, meri aanken dang reh gayi, bhabhi ko aaj toh julab ho gaya tha.
Bhabhi: Hey bhagwan, sari raat mein is julab ki wajah se so nahi payi. Aaj ke baad kabhi us chat wale ke pass chat nahi khaungi.

Samaj nahi pad raha tha hasun ya dukhi ho jau. Ek taraf bhabhi ki bebasi pe hasi aa rahi thi, aur dusri taraf bhabhi aaj zoro shoro se paad nahi paygi uska dukh ho raha tha. Tabhi bhabhi zor se paadi, ‘bbbbbbbbbhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuppppppppttttttttttttttttt’ aur dher sara julab nikal aya unki gaand se. Fir shayad unka consignment khatam ho gaya ho, isliye unhone apni gaand dhoyi, panty upar ki aur saree niche karke nikal gayi. Mera liye ab show khatam ho gaya tha, mein bhi apne room par jake, naha dho kar naukri ke liye nikal gaya.

Shamko mein apne naukri se lauta, chai nasta karke jab meine apna net shuru kiya toh mujhe yaad aya ke bhabhi ne reply kiya ke nahi. Fatafat meine apna account khola aur mein khush ho gaya. Bhabhi online thi, aur unka reply bhi aya tha.

Bhabhi: Kaun ho tum? Mein tumhare samne kab paadi?
Me: Ek din bus mein tumhare piche khada tha, ek dum se tumne mere upar phuski mari, wahi phuski mere zehen mein baith gayi hai.
Bhabhi: Kaunsi bus mein? Mein aisi aurat nahi hun.
Me: Aisi aurat matlab? Sari auraten paad toh marti hi hai. Kyon tum paad nahi marti?
Bhabhi: Mera matlab marti hun, lekin aise nahi, public places mein.
Me: Bhawna agar tumhe paad aye aur tum public place mein ho toh kya nahi paadogi?
Bhabhi: Pata nahi.

Me: Bolo na
Bhabhi: Haan paadungi.
Me: Bus toh fir. Tum aise paadi hogi, aur mein tumhara diwana ban gaya.
Bhabhi: Tum pagal ho kya? Paad ka bhi koi diwana hota hai?
Me: Mein hun na, wo bhi tumhari paad ka.
Bhabhi: Aisa kya hai usmein?
Me: Kismein?
Bhabhi: Paad mein.
Me: Kiski?
Bhabhi: Aisa kya hai meri paad mein?

Me: Bus tumhari paad sunke aur sungh ke aisa lagta hai, tumhari gaand mein apna muh ghusa dun, aur tumhari sari paad bus sunghta rahun.
Bhabhi: Cheeee. Aise kaise ho tum?
Me: Aisa nahi tha, tumhari paad ne mujhe aisa bana diya. Maan karta hai mein tumhari gaand chatlun.
Bhabhi: Bakwas band karo
Me: Bakwas nahi sacchi bol raha hun.
Bhabhi: Zyada mat chato, nahi toh tumhare muh pe hi hag dungi.
Me: Mujhe acha lagega.
Bhabhi: Tum sach mein pagal ho.
Me: Tumne hi banaya hai.
Bhabhi: Mein ja rahi hun. Mere Pati ka ane ka time ho gaya hai.
Me: Kal milte hai.

Bhabhi kuch kahe bager hi offline ho gayi. Aaj bhabhi se baat karne mein bohut maza aya. Nahi janta tha, unko maza aya ya nahi. Kal dekhte hai, wo ati hai ya nahi. Mera lund toh lagta hai bohut khush hai, mujhe use bhi ab shant karna padega.

Agle din subah mein alarm rakh ke jaldi 8:30 ko gaya tha. Subah uthte hi mein ready hua aur roz ki tarah Rahul bhaiya ke jane ka intezar karne laga. Bhaiya ke jatehi mein unke ghar ke compund mein ghus gaya aur pipe se chadke bhabhi ke sandas mein ane ka intezar karne laga. Bhabhi ayi, unke chehre par ajib si smile thi, kya wo meri wajah se thi? Mujhe nahi pata. Darwaza band karte hi zor se paadi wo, ‘pppppppppppppppppppuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooppppppppppp’ aur unki smile aur badi ho gayi. Wo ayi aur apni salwar ka nada dhila karke, hagne baith gayi. Baithte hi unhone zor se dum laga ya jisse ek zor ki paad bahar ayi, ‘pppppppppppppppppppuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnn’. Aisa lag raha tha jaise bhabhi jaan buch kar zor zor se paad rahi ho. Mujhe maza aa raha tha, ‘pppppppppppppppppppppuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppppppppppttttttttttttttttttttttttttt’, ‘bbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff’, ‘bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccchhhhhhhhh’, bohut hi ajib tarah tarah ki paad nikal rahi thi bhabhi ki gaand se. Aisa lag raha tha jaise bhabhi apne pet pe zor laga kar itni sari paad nikal rahi thi. Har paad ke sath bhabhi ki muskurahat badti ja rahi thi. Ab mujhe bhi andaza lag gaya tha ke bhabhi ko paadne mein maza ane laga hai. Aaj bhabhi ki paad badi dhimi si thi, strong smell nahi thi.

Bhabhi ne fir ek baar phuskiyon ki chadi laga di thi, ‘ppppuuuudddurrrrrr’, ‘pppppuuuuuiiiikkkkk’, ‘pppppppooooooooonnnnnnn’, ‘bbbbbrrrrrrrruuuuuppppppppp’. Lag raha tha jaise bhabhi ke gaand mein koi musician baitha hai jo alag alag instruments se awaz nikal raha hai. Bhabhi hag chuki thi, ab unki gaand mein shayad paad bhi nahi bachi thi, toh wo gaand dhoke sandas se nikal gayi. Mein toh jaise khushi se pagay ho gaya. bhabhi ne toh apni paad se diwali manali.

Mujse aaj raha nahi jar aha tha, mein bhagte hue apne bathroom mein gaya aur zor zor se hilane laga. Sab khatam hone par mein kam pe nikal gaya. Pure waqt mein bhabhi ki paadne ki khushi ko hi yaad kar raha tha, meine socha, ‘Aaj bhabhi ko aur utsaunga, jab hum chat pe milenge tab’. Mei aaj ghar jaldi lauta tha, meine apna fake account khola aur bhabhi ka wait karne laga, sath hi mein meine fartfantacy.com khola. Karib adhe ghante baad meine dekha toh bhabhi aa gayi thi. Meine unhe turant pin kiya.