Chudai Ka Gyan – Part XVI

Magar aaj usko hosh tha ki wo raste me hai isliye usne charo taraf dekh ki koi aa to nahi raha na, wo rasta aksar sunsan he rehta tha isliye wo wahi khadi dekhne lagi aur tabhi samne se wohi budha admi aata hua dikha use dekhte he uske dimag me vikas ki baate ghumne lagi ke budhe lode me kaha jaan hoti hai sari baate use yaad aa gayi tab deepali ko sararat sujhi usne janbujh kar apni chut pe hath laga kar khujane lagi wo aadmi pass aaya, to deepali aise bartav kar rahi thi jese usko pata he na ho ki koi usea dekh raha hai, budha “are aaj fir yaha khadi hokar khuja rahi ho maine kaha na meri bata maan lo mere sath chalo malham laga dunga thik ho jaogi” deepali “aa aap kab aaye aur kya such me apke pass aisi malham hai” budhe ke chehre pe halki muskan aa gayi thi, budha “haan beti meri baat ka yakeen kar mujhse darr mat chal yahi pass me mera ghar hai aaj teri khujli ka pakka ilaaj kar dunga” “Chudai Ka Gyan”.

Deepali ne sochne ka natak kiya aur mann he mann bolne lagi, deepali “budhe tujhse kon darr raha hai tu kya bigad lega mera main to aaj tera haal bigad dungi aaj ke baad tu kisi ko malham ka naam nahi lega” budha “beti kya soch rahi hai chal na mere sath” deepali ne halki muskan di aur budhe ke sath ho gayi raste me budhe ne normal baate ki kaha rehti ho padhai kesi hai is time kaha padhne jati hai bas in sab baato me he budhe ka ghar aa gaya jo ek alisan kothi thi, deepali “wow uncle apka ghar to kafi bada hai kon kon hai yaha” budha “mera naam sudhir modi hai chonk par jo hotal hai wo mera hai mere do bete amerika me hai unki famly wahi rehti hai yaha main akela hoon bas” deepali “ohh aap akele bor nahi ho jaate aap ke bete apko akela kyo chhod gaye aap bhi chale jate unke sath vahi” sudhir “nahi aisi baat nahi hai yaha mujhe acha lagta hai meri wife ke marne ke baad mere bete mujhe sath le ja rahe the magar main nahi gaya.

Bas subah se shaam tak hotal me time pass ho jata hai raat ko ghar par aaram karta hoon aur aise he life chal rahi hai” deepali “aapke ghar ka kaam kon karta hai khana kaha khate ho aap” sudhir “are sari baat yahi krogi kya chalo andar aa jaao vaha aaram se baat krenge” dono andar chale jaate hai andar ka njara dekh kar deepali chonk jaati hai hall me ek taraf ladki ka bada sa counter laga tha uspe bahut si shrab ki botle rakhi hui thi aur kafi alisan sofe vgera rakhe the vaha, sudhir “yaha betho main kuch khane ko lata hoon” deepali “nahi uski koi jarurat nahi hai aap yaha betho mujhe apse baate krana acha lag raha hai aur kuch batao na apne baare me” sudhir “subah fresh hokar sidha hotal jakar he nasta karta hoon piche se ek aurat shanti aa jati hai uske pass ghar ki dusri chabi hai jo ghar ki saaf safai kapde dhona ye sab kaam nipta kar chali jati hai aur uske baad dopehar ka khana wahi khata hoon shaam ko halka nasta karke aa jata hoon.

Aur raat ko bas kuch namkin ke sath sharab pita hoon aur so jata hoon yahi hai meri life”  deepali “chii chii aap sharab pite ho kitni buri baat hai” sudhir “are isme kya burai hai ye to bahut log pite hai chal jane de in sab baato ko jis kaam ke liye tujhe yaha laya hoon wo kar lete hai” deepali “k k k konsa kam mujhe jaana hoga bahut der ho gayi hai” dosto us time to deepali ne shrarat ke chakkar me malham lagwane ki baat pe haan keh di aur yaha aa gayi magar ab usko ghabraht hone lagi thi aur honi bhi chahiye uski umar he kya thi abhi, ok dosto to ab deepali ke sath ye budha kya krega iska pata kal he chalega aur aap socho deepali yaha se chali jayegi ya fir budha kuch krega uske sath, ok ab kal milte hai apne comment jarur dena bye aur meri mail id hai “[email protected]”. – Kahani ko rating jarur dijiyega – Kahani padhne ke baad apne vichar niche comments me jarur likhe, taaki hum apke liye roz aur behtar kamuk kahaniyan pesh kar sake – DK