Ek Land Ki Kartut – Part XV

Land kahi hai chut kahi hai, hai kahi kaam ras ki dhara, to lo dosto ek baar fir aa gaya main lekar ek land ki kartur ka ek aur masti se bhara part, miss nisha se baat karne ke baat arun ab achha mehsus kar raha tha aur aise hi karte karte raat ho gayi aur arun ghode bech kar so gaya, agle din jab arun utha to uske dilo dimag me ek naya sa josh tha aur wo masti se nahaya aur fir family ke sabhi members ne nashta kiya aur sabhi hamesha ki tarah apne apne kaam ki aur nikal pade, arun ke pita apne kaam par aur uski maa to ke house wife hi thi aur arun aur uski behen college ki aur nikal gaye, arun aur priya college jaate wakt aaya waha ki baate kar hi rahe the ki achanak se raghu aur uske dosto ne arun aur priya ko ek sunsan si jagha dekh kar gher liya, raghu “are are ruko na sale sahab jara humse thoda batiya bhi lo” arun “sale behe ke lode mere raste se hat ja varna teri yehi ke yahi maa chod ke rakh dunga” raghu “kya baat hai sale sahab apne jija ji se aise baat karte hai kya”.

Raghu ke ye baat bolte hi raghu ke sath sath uske sare dost hasne lage aur unki hasi sun kar arun bhi thoda chokna ho gaya aur aakhir ho bho na uski behen jo uske sath thi, priya “ye kya bakwas kar rahe ho tum raghu apni okat se bahar mat aao varna achha nahi hoga” raghu “ohhhhh jaanu ab tum to aisa mat kaho please sweet hart” ye baat sunte hi arun gusse me jhum utha aur bike se utar kar raghu ki aur aaya, arun “abe maa ki lode sale chuttad ki olad behen chod radi ke bij tujhe jitni galiya doon utna kam hai madhar chod abe behen ke lode agar tu hai na ek baap ka to mere sath akela aa medan me teri maa yahi ke yahi na chod ke rakh doon to naam badal diyo” raghu “ooohhh ohhh are sale sahab aap kyo bura maan rahe ho main yaha ladne nahi aaya hoon are main to ye batane aaya hoon ki dil waale dulhaniya le jayenge” raghu ke ye baat kehte hi uske sare dost ek baar fir se hasne lage aur arun ka bhi gussa ab aakhri sima par tha.

Wo kabka raghu ke muh par muka jad deta par wo majbur is liye tha kyoki priya uske sath thi, arun “sale behen chod main tere ko aakhri warning de raha hoon sudhar ja nahi to tu bachega nahi mere hatho se” raghu ye baat sun kar hasne laga aur arun ne bhi bike start ki aur priya ko lekar waha se college nikala gaya, monti (raghu ka jigri dost) “bhai ye kya wo to chale gaye?” raghu “jane de unko aur tu dekhta ja ki aage aage hota hai kya” monti “par mujhe nahi lagta ki priya ko aap pata paaoge” raghu “haan mere bhai wo main bhi janta hoon main bhi isi baare me soch raha hoon ki is behen chod arun ka muh kese band karu” monti “socho bhai kuch socho ye sala aage hi badta ja raha hai” raghu “haan teri baat thik hai kuch jada hi uchhal rahi hai is sale ki” udhar arun aur priya bhi college pahonch gaye aur college pahonchte hi arun ne sidha sabse pehle apne teeno dosto ko raghu ki harkat ke baare me bataya.

Ravi “wo behen chod raghu ab kuchh jada hi aage bad gaya hai main to kehta hoon us sale ki maa ab hame chodni hi padegi” visha “ravi sahi keh raha hai arun ab to kuch karna hi padega” karan “yaar ab to sirf ek hi baat hi wo ek achhi service maang raha hai aur mujhe nahi lagta ki hospital pahunche bager ye baat samjhega” arun “haan kuch to karna hi padega us behen chod ka” tabhi raghu aur uska dost college gate se entar hue, ravi “chalo fir der kis baat ki sale ki abhi maa chod dete hai” arun “ruk ja ravi abhi nahi aur mujhe nahi lagta ki ye aise manne wala hai iska to kuchh aur hi ilaj karna padega” karan “par aakhi kya karege hum?” arun “wahi to sochna padega” ravi “to fir ab” arun “abhi ke liye to class me chalo” aur wo sabhi dost class me chale gaye aur kuch do teen ghante hue the ki arun aur uske dost college me ghum rahe the ki unhe komal mil gayi (dosto main apki yaad karana chahunga ki main kahani ki shuruwat me ek ladki ka jikar kiya tha jis par arun marta hai) “Ek Land Ki Kartut”.

Komal “are arun tum sab yaha kya kar rahe ho jaha tak main janti hoon tumhari class to dusri bilding me hi hoti hai?” arun “haan wo wese hi ghum rahe the” (arun thoda ladkhdate hue bola) komal “thik hai par mujhe pariya ne bataya ki aaj kya hua dekho main iske baare me kuch nahi janti par be careful wo raghu ek number ka badmash hai” arun “haan par agar hum aise badmasho se darne lag gaye to kese chalega” komal “haan ye bhi sahi hai, achha to main chalti hoon aur haan tu fikar mat karo main priya ka pura dhyan rakhungi jab tak wo mere sath hoti hai” arun “ohh thanks main yehi sunna chahta tha” komal “ok to main chalti hoon fir milege” arun “thik hai take care” komal muskurate hue pichhe mudi aur aage ki aur badhne lagi aur uska andaj kuch alag sa hi tha, kyoki ye bhi pehli baar hi tha ki usne arun se itni baat ki thi, ravi “are wah mere bhai aaj to lagta hai hame ek bhabhi mil jayegi” arun “abe kash aisa ho main bhi tum sabhi ko ek bhabhi dena chahta hoon”.