Meri Anarkali – Part I

Main jese hi utha samne se madhu apne baal toliye se ragadte hue bathroom se nikal kar meri aur aa rahi thi, maine madhu ki aur aankh maari aur siti bajane ke andaj me oye hoye kaha, mere ishare ko wo achhi tarah janti thi jab hum kamatur hai matlab chudai ki ischha hoti hai to is tarha siti bajate hai par jab maine uska hath pakadne ki koshish ki to wo mujhe dhakelte hue boli “hato laal bai aa gayi hai” pehle to main kuch samjha nahi aur maine socha kahi wo gulabo ki baat to nahi kar rahipar baad me jab uski mahawari ki aur ishare ko samjha to mera sara utsah thanda pad gaya, ab to 5-6 din mujhe apna hath jagnnaath ki karna padega kyoki madhu to chut aur gaand par hath bhi nahi ferne degi, dusre din maine bajar de do stailish bra aur kale rang ki panty kharidi, madhu subah jaldi school chali jaati hai aur anu subah 8 baje aa jati hai aur hamare liye chai bana deti hai aur baad me safai aur bartan aadi saaf karti hai.

Main office ke liye 9:30 baje nikalta hoon par aaj program ke mutabik mujhe 9:30 tak jaane ki koi jaldi nahi thi, main to apna jaal achhi tarah bunta ja raha tha, fir madhu ke jaate hi maine annu ko aawaz di “are meri anarkali dekho wo mej par kya rakha hai” “sahab koi peket lagta hai kyo ?” “dekho to sahi isme kya hai” annu ne peket khola to usme se bra panty aur do teen khushboo wali face cream dekhkar wo khush ho gayi par boli kuch nahi, wo kuch boli nahi meri taraf bas dekhti rahi, maine kaha “ye sab apni anarkali ke liye hai kal maine tumse wada kya tha na” use to jese vishwash nahi hua “kyo achhi hai na?” “haan nahut sundar hai main bhi aisi hi chahti thi” anjane me uske muh se nikal hi gaya, “dekho apni didi ko mat kehna” “kyo?” “arre wo tumhare paise kaat legi !” “to kya aap nahi katoge? chhod soge?” “tum kaho to nahi katunga.. chod dunga par..?”.

Maine jaanbujh kar chhod ke chod kaha tha par pata nahi anarkali ne dhyan diya ya nahi wo to bas unhe dekhne me hi lagi thi, “par ek shart hai” maine kaha, “wo kya?” “ye pehen kar mujhe bhi dikhani hogi” “iiiissssss” annu sharma kar peket lekar bahar ki aur bhag gayi aur isse mera dil uchhalne laga yaa allah.. aaj ke liye itna hi kaafi tha to main bathroom em chala gaya aur koi do saal baad maine jamkar muth maari tab jakar pappu maharaj kuch shant hue aur mujhe office jane diya, agle do din pata nahi kyo anarkali kaam par nahi aayi main to darr hi gaya pata nahi kya ho gaya, kahi usne gharwalon ya madhu ko kuchh bata to nahi diya? par meri aashanka galat nikli, use to ghar par hu kuch kaam tha apni maa aur naye bachche se sambandhit, pichhale do teen dio se madhu ki mahawari cha rahi thi isi liye usne mujhe chodne nahi diya tha aur secertry bhi nokari chhod gayi thi.

Aap ko to pata hi hai hum log shaniwar ki raat badi masti karte hai ye din to mere liye bahut khas hota hai par madhu ke liye sunday khrab karne wala hota hai, aisa is liye ki shaniwar ko main madhu ki gaand marta hoon baaki din to wo mujhe apni gaand ke surakh par ungali tak dharne nahi deti, hum logo ne apas me te kar rakha tha ki swarg ke is dusre dawar yani madhu ki chut ki pyaar padosan ki masti sirf shaniwar ko ya holi diwali janamdin ya fir shaadi ki varshganth par hi ki jayegi, dusre din hum bathroom me sath sath nahate hai aur alag moj masti karte hai aur raviwaar ke din madhu jis tarike se apni tange chodi karke chalti hai koi baar to mujhe hasi aa jati hai aur fir raat ko mai chut se bhi hath dho bethta hoon, isn dino main apna land hath me liye kisi chut ki talash me tha aur muth maar kar hi gujara kar raha th, bhagwaan ne chhappar faad kar jese anarkali ko mere liye bhaj to diya tha par jaal abhi kacha tha.

Pichhle ek dedh mahine se main apna jaal bun raha tha par wo jaldbazi me tut sakta tha aur mere jese khiladi ke liye ye sharam ki baat hoti ki koi chidiya kache jaal ko tod kar bhag jaye, main jaldi nahi karna chahta tha pehle loha pura garam kar loon fir hathoda maunaga, aap soch rahe honge ki ek nokraani ko chodna kya mushkil kaam hai thoda lalach do bathroom me peshab karne ke bahane land ke darshan karwaao aur patak kar chod do aur ghar me sambhav na ho to hotel me jakar ragad do, aap galat soch rahe hai agar koi jhungi basti me rehne wala koi londa lapda ho ya annu ki sosayati me rehne wala ho to koi bat nahi hai janwaron ki punchh ki tarah kabhi bhi lehnga ya saari petikot uthao aur thok do, ab gulabo ko hi lo 38-40 saal ki umar me 5-6 bachche hote hue bhi ek aur bachcha?, hum jese tathakthit padhe likhe samajhdar log apne aap ko middel class samajhne wale walon ke liye bhala is tarike se itni aasani se kisi ladki ko kese chosa ja sakta hai.