Meri Anarkali – Part II

Mera sex ka gyan jese uske aage fijul tha to maine fir usse puchha “usne aur kya bataya hai?” to wo boli “bahut kuch.. wo to meri guru hai !” aisa nahi ki main chup-chap uski baate hi sun raha tha balki main uski pith par hath fer raha tha aur wo mer land se khel rahi thi, usne paon upar utha rakhe the aur apne nitambho (chuttad) par dhire dhire maar rahi thi aur jab bhi uski edi nitambh ko chhuti to uske nitambh dab jate aur jor se hilte, maine jab uske gol gol nitambho ki taraf dekha to mera mann uski naram mulayam gulabi gaand marne ko utavla ho gaya aur ye khayal aate hi mere land ne ek thumka lagaya aur fir se chust durust ho gaya, anar tad se ek chumma uspar le hi liya aur maine uski chut ki pyaari padosan ke muh me apni ek ungali daal di, isse anarkali thodi si chuhki “uiii.. maa.. kya kar rahe ho ?” to maine uske hontho par ek chumma le liya aur main use gaand marwane ke liye kehne ki soch hi raha tha ki wo bol padi “didi sach kehti thi !!!”.

Main “kya?” wo boli “ki sab mard ek jese hote hai!!” main “kya matlan?” wo “wo apke baare me bhi ek baat kehni thi!” main “wo kya?” to wo boli “ki tum chut bhale hi maaro ya na maaro par gaand ke bade shokin ho main janti hoon ki tum gaand mare bina nahi manoge par mere shehjade main uski bhi puri teyari karke aayi hoon” main to hakka bakka bas use dekhta hi reh gaya madhu bechari ko kya pata ki usne kitni badi galti ki hai anar kali ko sabkuch samjha kar ! par chalo mere liye to ye bahut achi baat hai, madhu darling isi liye to main tumko itna pyaar karta hoon aur guru ji thik kehte hai ki gita me bhagwaan krishan ke kaha hai “hey arjun ! is ghan ko keval patar manushye ko hi dena chahiye” aur anarkali se acha patar bhala kon ho sakta tha aur ab sari baate meri samjh aa gayi ki ye dono andar kya khusur pusur karti rehti hai, main “to kya tum teyar ho ?”.

“Neki aur puchh puchh par ek baat dhyan rakhna meri gaand me ab tha didi ki ungli ke alawa koi chij nahi gayi hai ek dam kori aur anchudi hai pyaar se karna aur dhakke jor se nahi samjhe mere sss” main puchha “ye sss kya hota hai ?” to wo boli “shodayi shehjada salim” meri hasi nikal gayi kyoki shodayi pagal premi ko kehte hai to fir maine usse puchh “par tum to keh rahi thi ki tumne iski bhi teyari kar rakhi hai to fir darr kesa? please btao kese teyari ki hai??” to wo boli “didi bata rahi thi ki gaand raani ki mahima bahut badi hai chut to do chaar baar chudne se dhili ho jaati hai par gaand marji aaye utni maar lo tight hi rehti hai par haan lagataar marte rehne se uske chaaro aur kaale ghere jarur pad jaate hai! gaand marwane se nitambh bhi bade aur sundar bante hai gaand marne aur marwane ka apna hi sukh aur aanad hai, pehle pehle sabhi aurato ko darr lagta hai par ek baar gaand marwane ka chaska lag jaye to roj gaand marwane ko kehti hai.

Aur gaand marwane se pati aur premi ka pyaar badta hai” main “par madhu to mujhse gaand marwane me bahut nakhre karti hai” to wo boli “arre baapu wo to bas tumhe apne upar lattu karne ka natak karti hai kyoki agar ek baar magne se hi gaand mil jaye to maza nahi aata, jis chij ko jitna jada mana karo utna hi jada use karne ka mann karta hai” main “oohh..” saali madhu mere saath itna natak to fir maine kaha “aur wo teyari wali baat ?” wo “jo ladki ya aurat pehli baar gaand marwane ja rahi ho uske liye ek totka didi ne bataya tha” main “hmm.. kya?” to wo boli “ladki ko ukdu beth jana chahiye aur berolin ya koi aur cream ki matar ke daane jitni matra apni ungali par laga kar dhire se gaand ke chhed par laga lo aur fir dhire se khadi ho jaao, ab fir niche usi tarah beth kar apni gaand ko chhote shishe me dekho jitni dur wo cream fel gayi hai agar land ki motayi utni hi hai ya kam hai to darne ki koi baat nahi hai utna mota land gaand raani aasani se jhel legi.

Haan ek baat aur jis din gaand marwane ka ho us din din me 2-3 baar koi cream vasline ya tel jarur apni maharani ke andar laga lena chahiye!” main “arre meri pyaari anarkali tu to sachmuch me meri bhi guru ban gayi hai main wese hi apne aap ko prem guru samjhta raha hoon!” ab sawarg ke dusre dawar ka udhghatan karne ka samye aa gaya tha to maine anarkali ko ghutno ke bal kutiya style me kar diya, wo meri aur dekh kar muskurayi aur fir mere hontho par ek chumma lekar boli “vesline lagana na bhulna!” main “thik hai meri guru ji” anarkali ki mast gulabi gaand ka chhed ab thik mere samne tha, uska chhota sa gulabi chhed khul aur sikud raha tha to maine pyaar se us par apni ungali firayi aur apni jeebh ki nok us par tika kar upar se niche ghumayim anrkali ki kilkaari hawa me gunj uthi aur mujhe laga ki uski chut ne pani chhod diya.