Meri Anarkali – Part II

Usne mere land se fir khelna shuru kar diya aur main uske gaal aur santaron ke sehla raha tha, maine puchha “anarkali ek baat batao tum mujhse chudwane ke liye itni jaldi kese teyar ho gayi?” to wo boli “jaldi kaha mujhe pure do mahine lage hai tum jese shehjade ko teyar karne me” “kya matlam?” ab mere chonkne ki baari thi, to wo boli “arre mere bhole raja main to pehle tumhe d d hi samajhti rahi?” wo haste hue boli, “d p.. d d.. ye kya bala hai?” maine haste hue puchha!, “d p matlab dhilu parsad (lallu) aur d d maane apni patni ka devdas!” wo haste hue boli, “akhbaar god me rakhna to apne baad me sikha tha!” usne meri aur aankh maar di!, main samajh gaya madhu ne mere patni bhagat hone ke bare me bataya hoga ki main duniyan ki sabse sundar apsara madhu ke alawa ki ko dekhta hi nahi! meri zindagi me uske alawa koi ladki aayi hi nahi! bechari madhu!!!, main “par meri baat ka jawab to diya hi nahi!”.

To wo boli “wo dar asal didi ne mera hath dekh kar bataya tha ki mujhe do pati ka yog hai yani mujhe do pati ka pyaar milega! ye dekho..” aur usne baye haath ki muthi band karke chhoti ungali ke upar bani do line dikhayi! “maine apni chut aur gaand bahut sambhal kar rakhi hai ek dam kori aur an chhui aur main chahti thi aur main chahti thi ki apna sab kuch suhagraat ko apne pati ko hi samrpit karu par jab didi ne mujhe bataya ki mujhe do pati milenge to maine te kiya ki mere kisi bhi pati ke sath koi anhoni na ho aur isliye maine apki apna pehla pati apna shehjada maan liya aur chudne ko teyar ho gayi, aur jaha tak gaand marwane ka sawal hai par pata nahi apne dekha ya nahi meri dahini jhangh par til hai jesa madhu didi ke bhi hai! to aisi auraton ko gaand marwane ka shonk hota hai” main heran hua use dekhta reh gaya aur mujhe laga jese wo 18 saal ki ek adna si nokrani nahi 5 kilo rdx mer samne pada hai.

Pata nahi madhu ne ise chudai puri phd hi karwa di hai wo mera land chuse ja rahi thi jo ab fir fufkare marne laga tha!, anar “ek baat batau?” “nahi meri amma.. aur kuch nahi!” maine kaha! pata nahi ab ye kya bamb fod degi, “abhi to mujhe prem ki anarkali keh rae the to ab amma kese ho gayi?” main “achha meri anarkali meri shehjadi meri raani meri prem guru..” aur maine ek chumma uske gaalon aur hothon par le liya, main apne aap ko bada shikari samajhta tha par ab lagta tha ki main to shukaar hoon aur anarkali ek kushal shikaari hai, meri halat to aisi hi ho gayi thi jese makdi khud apne jaal me fas gayi ho! “par baat to sunni hi padegi” usne kaha! “achha chalo batao” main uske gaalo aur urojo par hath firane laga aur apni aankhe band kar li, anarkali ke chusne ke karn mera land fir se pathar ki tarah ho gaya tha, wo “w.. wo.. kai baar khade land ko dhokha bhi ho jata hai!”.

Main “khade land ko dhokha.. wo kya hota hai???” to wo boli “arre mere sss, jab land lohe ki tarah khada ho aur ek hasin chut aur gaand uske samne nangi leti ho aur uski chudai na ki jaye to bechare land ke saath to dhokha hoga na! wo fir khudkhush hi karga na!!!” usne aakh marte hue kaha aur jor se has padi, main pehle to kuchh samjha nahi par fir maine use jor se apni bahon me bhich liya aur uske honth itne jor se kaate ki uska khun hi nikal gaya! aur usne mera land apni chut me is tarah band kar liya jese salim ki anarkali ki tarah use diwar me chin diya gaya ho! to aaj bas itna hi! aur kesi lagi meri anarkali? arre bhai ‘prem ki anarkali’? mujhe mail karoge na?? meri mail id hai “[email protected]”. Kahani padhne ke baad apne vichar niche comments me jarur likhe, taaki hum apke liye roz aur behtar kamuk kahaniyan pesh kar sake – DK

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