Pati Ke Samne Choda Chodi

Uski dant sunkar to mujhe tab rona hi agaya, koi pati bhala apni biwi se aise pesh ata hai kya, mai dusre kamre me jakar thoda rokar man halka karliya, mujhe ab bhi yad araha tha kis tarah wo admi nidar mujhe randi bulaya, wo sachme gunda hi hoga.

Do din bad mai bazar karke laut te waqt, raste me wahi kallu dikha, wo dur khada ek aur admi ke sath bate kar raha tha, jaise hi mujhe dekha meri or ane laga, mai jaha se ja rahi thee waha bahut hi kum log the charo taraf, maine chori nazar se dekha aur meri dhadkane tez hogayi, mai jor se chalne lagi, ke bhaag jau, par wo mere samne apahucha.

Kallu – are are, bhabhi ji apto mujhe dekh bhagne lagi, laiye ye saman mai utha leta hun.

Kehkar mere pas akar mere hath pakadne laga.

Mai – rehne do, jarurat nahi, mai utha lungi.

Kallu – aise kaise bhabhi ko bojh uthane doo, acchha to mai inhe utha leta hun.

Itna kehkar ki hi usne meri kalayi chhodkar apni dono hatho se meri dono chuchiyo ko daba diya, mai aisi hil gayi ke mera samaan hath se chhootne hi wala tha, par wo dabakar chala gaya, mai charo taraf dekhne lagi, ke kisine dekha to nahi, aur fir use gali dene ko uski or dekha to wo thode dur khada, muskurakar flying kiss karne laga.

Kallu – mhuaa mhuaa.., bahut hi bhari hai, bhabhi ji.

Uski besharmi se mujhe laga, ise gali dekar kya fayda, bat badhane se acchha hai, yaha se bhag loo, kahi kuchh aur na karde, to mai bina mude ghar ki or chalne lagi, par wo mere peeche hi ane laga, aur pichhese comment kare hi jaraha tha.

Kallu – hai., haiiiiii kya mota gand hai, bhabhi ji, pichhe mudiye na, ahhhaaa.., kya chuhiya hai, ekdum naram, hmmm.., kha hi jaunga mai to mil to jaye ekbar….

Mujhe uski bato se bahut insult feel horaha tha, meri ankho se pani ane lage the, kuchh der me wo kahi gayab hogaya raste me, mai ghar ayi aur darwaza band karke pareshan baith kar kya karu sochne lagi, lekin ye kya, mujhe gussa hi nahi araha tha, meri dhadkane tez to thee par gusse se nahi, mujhe uski bate yad karke josh ane laga tha..

Uske hatho ka spars ab bhi meri chuchiyo pe mai mehsoos kar rahi thee, mujhse raha nahi gaya aur maine kitchen se dhoond kar ek gazar layi aur bathroom me jakar saree saya blouse bra panty sab utar kar niche baith gayi aur gazar ko choot me dalne lagi, ankhe band karne par bas mujhe kallu hi nazar ane laga, mujhe fantasy hone laga mano, ke wo mujhe bhare bazar me dauda raha hai..

Mai jakar ek gadde ki dukan me ghus gayi, par kallu waha akar sabko darakar bhaga diya aur darwaza band karke mujhe wahi ek bade se gadde pe girakar mera balatkar kar raha hai, wo mere upar chadke chode jaraha hai..

Ye sochkar hi mera pani aisa nikla ke mai maze me bathroom ke floor pe hi let gayi, fir uthkar naha dhokar kam me lag gayi, badme mujhe bura laga ke mai, kisi paraye mard ke bareme sochkar ye kaise kar sakti hun.

Fir 4 din tak mai bazar nahi gayi, padoshi ki aunty se mangwa liya, lekin fir ek din shaam ko mere pati use lekar agaye, sath me ek aur admi bhi tha, mai dekh kar fir ghabrane lagi, pata nahi fir ye kuchh na kare, par pati the to ek chain tha..

Par thodi der ke bad jab mai un teeno ke liye khana banakar layi to dekha daru ki bottles rakkhe hai, wo bhi rum, aur vodka, mai waha sab kuchh rakh kar nachahte huye bhi ekbar kallu ki or dekha, aur dekhte hi, usne ankh mar dee, mano use pehle se pata tha ke mai uski or dekhungi..

Mai ghabrakar wapis kitchen agayi, bahar unki bato se pata chala ke wo jameen kallu ne dilwa dee hai, aur isiliye wo party kar rahe hai, aur wo teesra admi kallu ka gunda sathi hai jamia, teeno bahut daru pee rahe the, lekin mere pati kuchh jyada hi nashe me dhut the, kuchh der me kallu mere pati se kaha…

Kallu – are ruk mai bhabhi ji se jara chakna lekar ata hun kitchen se…

Pati – are., yuk.., han.., le aa…Yuk.., badam.., yuk.., bhi lana…

Mera dil ghabrane laga, mai jangayi ye kallu kuchh karega, mai aur kuchh soch pati ke wo akar seedhe mujhe age se pakad kar choomne ki kosish karne laga, mai use pure takat se dhakelne lagi, par wo jabardasti karne par tula tha, mai chillayi…

Mai – chhodo mujhe.., aah.., aji suniye na.., ye kallu…

Par waha se koi awaz nahi ayi, mani mere pati ko kuchh sunayi hi na diya ho, wo mujhpar havi hone laga, mere dono hath pakad liya aur meri gardan ko choomne laga, mai ladte huye darwaze ke pas akar dekhi to mere pati behosh jaise pade hai, aur jamia unke pas baitha hai, mai dar gayi, tabhi kallu bola…

Kallu – dar mat wo mara nahi hai, use neend ki goli dee hai, subah tak use na kuchh sunayi dega aur na hi kuchh dikhayi.