Teen Chuton Me Mera Ek Loda

Main guse me bola – Kya laga rakha hai ye tum teeno ne ye class hai koi randi khana nhi samjhi. Shut up and sit down.

Mere gusse wale andaj ko dekh kar puri class shant ho gyi. Aur maine jate jate isharo isharo me keh diya ki. Ye kahani aap desi kahani dot net par padh rhe hai.

Main – Dekho students ye aap ka last sem hai. Aur agle mahine aapke exam hai. Aur main nhi chahta hi aap ka ye saal kharab hi toh please kisi bhi tarah ki dikkat ho toh mujhe bta dena. Main aap sab ki har munkin help karunga.

Assal me main un teeno ko ye kehna chahta tha ki tum mujhe apni choot do aur main tumhe exam pass kra dunga. Kyoki meri itni power thi ki main kisi ko bhi pass fail kra sakta tha. Mera idea kaam kar gya. Jab college ki chutti hone wali thi tabhi wo Teeno mere cabin me aayi. Aur boli sir hum aapke ghar aana chahti hai toh bolo kab aaye.

Main – Kyo kya hua aisi kon si baat hai jo ki tum mere ghar aana chahti ho ?

Nisha – Sir baat hi kuch aisi hai ki yahan hum kar nhi sakte.

Main – Par.

Nancy – Sir aap bhi ab chutyio ki tarah socho mat please jaldi se time bato.

Main – Thik hai parso sunday hai toh tum 12 baje tak ghar aa jana.

Neelam – Thik hai behenchod fir sunday ko milte hai. Apni gaand par oil laga kar rakhna hum teeno aap ki gaand margi.

Main – Tum aa toh jayo fir dekhte hai ki kon kis ki gaand marta hai.

Wo teeno uske baad chali gyi aur main abhi apne ghar chala gya. Mera agla din aise hi time pass karte hue nikal gya. Us din maine Shardha naam ki ek ladki ko hi choda. Kyoki saali wo us din jyada hi mere aage piche ghum rhi thi. Isliye maine saali ko bathroom me le ja kar chod diya. Usko maine gusse me itni buri tarah choda ki usse chalna bhi mushkil ho gya. Pure college me pta chal gya tha ki aaj Shardha college me hi kisi se chud gyi hai.

Agle din me 12 bje wo teeno mere ghar aagyi aur maine unka sab ka welcome kiya. Aur unko sofe par bitha kar khud uske samne beth gya.

Main – Bolo chaye banau ?

Nisha – Nhi sir aage hi itni garmi hai.

Main – Toh kya piyogi ?

Nancy – Sir aap jo marji pila sakti ho. Hum sab kuch pi leati hai.

Main – Kya ?

Neelam – Sir is behen ki lodi ka dimag kharab ho gya hai. Ye drink ki baat kar rhi hai.

Main – Mujhe tum randiyo ki sari baten samjh aati hai. Bolo toh bear laun.

Nancy – Kya bear sach me bear hai.

Main – Haan hai ek dam thandi hai.

Teeno ek sath boli – Haan sir le aao please is garmi me bear mil jaye toh maja hi aa jaye.

Main – Thik hai tum betho main abhi le kar aata hoon.

Uske baad maine unhe bear pilayi. Saali teeno ne 10 minute me hi 6 botel saaf kar di.

Nancy – Sir hum aap se ek bahot jaruri baat karne ke liye aaye hai.

Main – Haan bolo kya baat hai.

Nisha – Dekhiye sir jesa ki aap ko bhi pta hai ye humara last year hai.

Main – Haan main ache janta hoon.

Neelam – Toh sir hum teeno nhi chahti ki ye last year humara kharab ho. Hum saaf saaf kehti hai ki hume study me kuch bhi nhi aata hai.

Nancy – Aur upar se piche sem ki 2-2 reappear wo alag se.

Nisha – Dekhiye aap chahe toh hum teeno ko gaand choot jo marji mar lo par please hume jese tese pass kara do.

Main – Pass ?

Nancy – Pass hi nhi 100 me se 100 aane chahiye. Uske badle aap humare jism ke sath kuch bhi kar skate hai.

Main – Kuch bhi ?

Nisha – Haan sir haan kuch bhi din raat chodyie ya aap ke man me jo aaye wo kariye. Par kese bhi karke aap hume pass karaiye.

Main – Dekho saaliyo kaam bahot hi bada hai aur iski kimat bhi badi ho sakti hai soch lo ek baar aur.

Nancy – Haan behen chod soch kar hi aaye hai tere pass ab bol tu humari choot marega ya gaand.

Main – Aee maa ki lodi jara ijat se baat kar le main tera randwa ashiq nhi hoon samjhi.

Nisha – Sorry sir ye saali hai hi raand. Nancy kutti tu chup reh 2 minute.

Main – Thik hai aaj se exam hone me 36 din reh gye hai. Aaj shaam se tum teeno 3 ghnate mere pass aayogi aur main tumne study karwanga. Aur agar tum pass ho gyi toh result ke agle din se agle 36 dino ko tak tum teeno mujhse din ke 6 ghante tak chudna hoga. Bolo manjur hai ?

Nancy – Kya 6 ghante tak kya aapke lund me itni takat hai. Jo hum jese randiyo ko 6 ghante tak chod sake.

Main – Saali behen ki lodi teri maa ki choot saali randwai. Tu apni gaand par oil laga kar aayio. Teri toh main maa chodunga naa maine teri gaand fad kar tujhe teri nani yaad dilayi. Toh mera naam bhi Raj nhi hai.