Bombay To Vadodara

Subah ke 10 baje rahe honge … main vasi(Mumbai) me khada tha, looking for a bus to baroda. Par koi bus mil nhi rahi thi, or jo ek do bas thi uski condition aisi thi ki jane layak nhi thi. Main soch raha tha wait karu kisi sleeper bus ka ya nikal lu sate ki bus se. Fhir ek taxi driver ne kaha ki yaha se surat tak ki koi bus me ho lo… yahi road kinare rukegi.. aap ek passenger h to pick kar legi.. agar travels walo se baat ki to wo jayada bolega… maine socha chalo chance lete h.. 10 min me ek Volvo bus aai.. conductor se baat ki par kuch nhi mila… main wahi khada raha… socha 15min or dekh lete h nhi to state bus se hi chala jaunga… 15 min tak koi bhi bus nhi aaya.. maine apna bag uthaya or chalne laga.. achank ek omni car mere samne ruki … uska driver ne pucha kaha jana h… main bola baroda..

Wo bola ki hum bhi ahemdabad ja rahe h.. aapko chod deta hu.. main maana karne laga.. to wo bahar aa gaya.. dekiye hum miya biwi bhi wahi ja rahe h .. agar aapko chalna h to boliye.. aisa nhi h ki hum aisaan kar rahe h… aap mujhe Rs500 ruppee de dena.. maine fir mana kiya..

To wo car me baith gaya .. mujhe laga ki is it safe … but mere pass khone ko kuch than hi .. ek bag jisme document the ..bas.. mera maan change hone laga … main bola ..main Rs300 dunga.. ispe wo dono hasne lage… wo bola dekho bahi.. main roz roz nhi chalata.. wo to yaha hum iske family se milne aaye the so… waise main ahemdabad me driver hu.. ye sahib ki gadi leke aaya tha… bas kharch pani ke 500 mag raha tha.. aap akele ho isliye puch.. warna family ke sath hu.. to kisi ko thodi bula lunga… aage aapki margi..Wo gaddi start karne laga.. i was confused.. but maine ha kar di..aage jo hoga dekha jayega

Jab hum chalne lage to ussne appna intro diya ..Aditya or uski biwi divya.. maine bhi dono se handshake kiya or apna intro diya.. my name Raj.. fir dheree dheree kafi baatein hone lagi.. they were friendly.. maine bataya ki main vasi me apne cousin se milne aaya tha.. baroda me kya kam karta hu etc etc .. unhone mujhe khane ko offer kiya but main nhi liya.. then divya bura maan gayi

Divya- kya bhaiya .. aap to hume chor samj rahe ho… koi nhi.. agar humpe wishwas nhi to bol do

Me- nhi nhi aisa nhi h.. bus mera thoda loose motion h (maine bahana bana diya)

Divya- ha ha ..thoda bhi or losse bhi ha ha .. fir hum sab hasne lage..

Karib ek ghante tak hum chalte rahe.. halki halki barish ho rahi thi..

Divya- sunte ho ji… mujhe bathroom jana h.. kahi gaddi rook na…

Aditya- rookta hu.. side me

Divya -nhi ji.. mujhe labbi wali bathroom karni h..

Aditya(muskurate huwe)- ok.. but highway pe kaha… raj bhai.. thodi emergency h.. 15-20 min car thodi under le lu…

Me- ok.. fine

Usne car side me uttar le or kache raste me 10 min chalne ke baad ruk gaya.. wo dono car se uttare..

Aditya- bhai .. mutra wisarjan karna ho to kar lo..

Main car se niche uttra..utarte hi meri to gand fat gayi.. usne desi gun meri or tan di..

Aditya- chal beta .. jo kuch bhi h nikal de..

Meri to bolti bandh ho gayi.. aditya – nikalta h ki nahi..

Me-(kapta huwa) Mere pass kuch bhi nhi h… plz leave me…

Divya- saale bhenchod… main nikalti teri abhi..

Wo aake mere gale se chain khich li.. divya- ghadi uttar.. maine ghadi uttar di..

Divya- piche mudh..main waisa hi karta gaya.. usne mera purse or mobile nikal li …

Divya-saale ki gand to mast h.. ha ha ha.. or meri gand me ek thappar laga ..”dekhu to pusre me kitna maal h”..

Divya- saale ye to police ka aadmi h.. ye dekh … iska visiting card h .. police inspector h ye to saala..

Dono ke face ki rang urd gaye.. mujhe yaad aaya ki mere cousin jise main milne aaya .. usne aapna visiting card diya tha.. mujhe bachne ka ek idea aaya
Aditya- “…saale sahi sahi baata kon h tu … warna jaan se mar dunga…

Me- main highway patrolling police ka aadmi hu.. mere piche piche wo bhi aa rahe h… mere mobile ko wo trace kar rahe h..

Ye sunk eke dono ki gand fat gayi.. divya rone lagi … aditya ghabara gaya

Divya- rote huwe ” sir .. humse galti ho gayi .. hum chor nhi h… first time kiya h ye humne.. hum dono ache ghar se h.. plzz hume chod dijiye… ” aur meri chain n ghadi wapas karne lagi…

Me-” agar ache ghar se ho to ye gun kaisa… n chori”..

Adiya- ye gun to nakali h sir.. or hum college students h… maine apni fees satte me har gaya .. so plz sir plz… ”

Kuch der unki baatein sun kar hum wapas car me baith gaye…

Me-“suno.. tum logo ke pass kuch bhi weapon h to fek do… n car normaly chalte raho…”