Meri Aatmkatha

Raat jab khana kha ke mein sone ke liye apne bedroom mein gaya to mujhe vahi Babbal ka meri nunni sahlana yaad aane laga aur meri nunni tan kar khadi ho gayi. Meine chaddi niche kar ke nunni ko bahar nikal liya aur apni nunni ko jaise Babbal sahla raha tha vaise hi muthii mein lekar sahla raha tha aur dusre haat se gooliyon ko bhi daba raha tha, Mujhe phir majaa aane laga magar Babbal ke sahlane mein jyada maja aaya tha. Kaafi der meine nunni ko sahlayaa aur so gaya. Us samay mujhe muth marna nahi aata tha,

Agle din utha naha dhokar Babbal ke ghar gaya vo bhi taiyaar tha, aur hum dono school ke liye nikal pade. Humaari school bus humaare ghar ke aage hi aati thi aur hum vahan bus ke injaar mein khade the. Dolly ki bhi school bus vahin aati thi aur vo bhi uske ghar se niche aakar humare pass aa ke bus ke intjaar mein khadi ho gayi.

Aaj jab meine usko dekha to mujhe kuch alag ehssas huaa. Uske chest par chiku ke aakar ke do gole aur uski frok me niche uske ubhare hue chuttad dekh kar mujhe gudgudi se hone lagi. Itne mein dolly ne mujh se kaha ki kal raat ko store room mein kya kar rahe the, meri to gaand phat gayi aur bola hum dono chuppe hue the aur kya. Itne mein Dolly ki bas aa gayi aur vo usme school chali gayi. Meine Babbal ko bola bhai kal raat vala kaam lagta hai dolly ko pata chal gaya hai. Babbal bola pagal hai tu aisa nahin ho sakta, vo bas phaltu mein hi maje le rahi hai. Phir hammari bus bhi aa gayi aur hum dodno bus mein chad gaye.

Hammari school bus Eicher 407 thi usme bhid kucch jyada hoti thi. Dono taraf 2-2 seat thi us par sab ladke ladkiyaan baithe the. Seat ke paas do row mein ladke ladkiyaan khade bhi the yaani ki ek row agar east dekh rahi hai hai to dusri row west dekh kar khadi thi. Dono row mein khade ladke ladkiyoon ki gaand aamne saamne thi. Mein aur Babbal bhi apni jagah bana kar aaju baaju mein khade ho gaaye. Mere pichhe 12th standard mein padne wali ek ladki khadi thi uska naam Dimple didi tha.Mein tab 6th standard mein aur Babbal 7th standard mein padta tha.

Meri height tab 5feet 2 inch thi Babbal ki height 5 feet thi. Piche khadi Dimple didi ki bhi height 5 feet thi. Khade khade aur bas ke chalne ke karan dhakka mukki mein meri gaand kabhi kabhi dimple didi ki gaand se touch ho jaati. Phi aise hi bas chalti rahi aur usme 4-5 bacche aur chaad gaye. Bhid badne ki vajah se aab to meri aur Dimple didi ki gaand ek dusre si chipak hi gayi. Mein kuch der aise hi khada raha aur didi ne kuch bhi nahin kaha, to phir mein apni gaand ko didi ki gaand par phirane laga.

Ek hat se bus ke uppar ka rod pakda huaa tha dusra haat se samne ki seat pakad rakhi thi. Dimple didi ki gaand par apni gaand phirane mein mujhe maja aa raha tha aur meri nunni tan kar khadi ho chuki thi. Itne mein Babbal ko kya pata kya sujha usne ek haat niche leja kar meri nunni par rakh diya aur sahlane ki koshish ki, to use pata chal gaya ki meri nunni tani hui hai. Usne nunni sahlate hue mujhe dekha aura ankh meri. Mein jhep gaya aur kuch reaction nahin di. Phir kya tha.

Piche se mein dimple didi gaand par apni gaand chipka raha tha aura age se Babbal meri nunni ko sahlate jaa raha tha. Mujhe itna maja aaya ki aisa laga ki koi nasha ho gaya ho. Tabhi Dimple didi bhi thoda piche meri gaand ki taraf hokar apna dabaw meri gaand par badane lagi. Mein samajh gaya ki Dimple didi ko bhi maja aa raha hai. Phir Babbal ne mere seat par rakhe hue haat par apna haat rakha aur mere haat ko pakad kar niche apni nunni ki taraf le gaya, men samjha gay ki vo kya chahta hai. Meine bhi himmat dikha kar Babbal ki nunni pakad li aur use sahlane laga aur uski taraf dekha to usne aankh mar di. Phir kya hum ek dusre ki nunni sahlate jaa rahe the aur mein piche se Dimple didi ki gaand ka bhi maja le raha tha. Phir hamara school aa gaya aur humne ek dusre ki nunni chood di. Magar abhi bhi dimple didi apni gaand meri gaand par ghis rahi thi.Phir sab bache utar gaye aur assembly ki taraf chale gaye.

Mein bhi assembly ki taraf jaa raha tha aur apne school bag se apni nunni ko dhak rakha tha kyonki meri nunni baithne ka name hi nahi le rahi thi. Assmbly khatam hone ke bad phata phat bathroom gaya to dekha Babbal vahin khad moot raha hai, mein bhi mootne laga. Moot te hue hum dono ne ek dusre ki nunni dekhi. Mein to aashcharya se chonk gaya uski nunni dekh kar. Uski nunni meri nunni se 2 inch badi yaani 5 inch ki thi aur moti to meri se ded guna kam se kam 3.5 inch moti hogi. Ek chij meine aur notice kari ki uski nunni aage se thodi tedi thi jaise koi kaila hota hai. Babbal moot te hue apni nunni ki aage ki chamdi ko piche ki taraf khinch raha tha magar uski chamdi uski topi par se uttar nahi rahi thi.