Salhaj-Nandoi Ki Mast Raat

Hi ! mera naam shweta hai, meri shadi ke 8 saal ho gaye hain, main apne sasural me akeli bahu hun, mere saath meri saas, mere husband aur ek chhota sa naukar bhi rahta hai. Hamara ghar kafi bara hai aur isme kai kamre hain, mere husband ki ek badi si dukan hai. Iske alawa meri ek badi nanad bhi hai, jinki shaadi kafi door hui hai, unka aana-jaana bahut kam hota hai. Mere nandoi service karte hain, aur bahut hi smart hain, unki smartness se unki umra ka pata nahi chalta hai.

Ek baar ki baat hai, meri saas ke illaj e silsiley me mere husband ko unhe leke delhi jana pada, ghar pe main aur naukar chhotu hi the, tabhi mei nanad ne bataya ki tumhare jijaji kisi kaam se gaye hue hain aur ho sakta hai wo ek din wahi rukenge, maine bata diya ki main ghar par akeli hun, is liye unhe receive karne staton naa jaa pau, didi ne kaha koi baat nahi, maine bata diya hai ki wo akeli hai, isliye tum jyada chinta naa karna waise bhi wo subah jaldi hi apne kaam se nikal jayenge.

Raat me main so gayi, abhi aankh lagi hi thi ki jijaji ka phone aaya ki main station apr utar chukka hun aur main aa raha hun, main harbara gayi ghari me 12.00 baj rahe the, maine jaldi-jaldi unke liye khana banaya. Abhi ghar ki ghanti baji, chhotu ne darwaja khola. Jijaji kafi husmukh swabhav ke hain, wo hums abhi ke liye dher saare gift laye the, maine unke liye khana nikala, khana khan eke baad sabka haal chaal puchha phir bataya ki main kal subah hi nikal jaunga.

Garmi kafi tez thi, jijaji bagair AC ke nahi so pate aur mere ghar me ek hi AC lagi hai aur wo bhi mere bedroom me. Maine unhe kaha ki aap mere bedroom me so jaiye, ye sun kar jijaji bahut zor se hansne lage, jab maine apni baat pe gaur kiya to main Sharma gayi, phir bhi kaha, to isme kaun si badi baat hai, kya aapko mere saath sone me sharam aa rahi hai, jijaji ne kuchh bhi nahi kaha sirf muskurate rahe. Tab tak 1.00 baj chuka tha, jijaji ne kaha ki koi baat nahi main chhat par jaa kar so jata hun, aap yaha soiye, mujhe bilkul bhi achha nahi lag raha tha ki main khud AC me so jaun ur apne guest ko chhat par bhej doon.

Abhi hum jhagra kar hi rahe the ki light chali gayi, jijaji hansne lage aur kaha ki chalo upar wale ne jhagra khatam hi kar diya, main chala chhat par sone. Garmi itni thi ki kamre me baithna bhi mushkil ho raha tha, main turant ek gadda aur takiya lekar chhat par chali gayi, upar badi achhi hawa chal rahi thi, chhat par hi rakhe ek folding cot par jijaji ka bistar laga kr unhe so jaane ko kaha. Main niche aa gayi, par niche itni jayada garmi thi ki room me sona namumkin tha, main bhi ek gadda aur takiya leke upar charh gayi, jijaji mobile pe didi se hamari AC me sone ki larai ki baat suna rahe the aur hans rahe the.

Maine apne gadde ko chhat ke dusri taraf rakh diya aur jijaji ko jaga dekh kar unki taraf aa gayi, phir jijaji ne kaha ki apna bistar itni door kyon lagaya yahi lete aaiye, main unke cot ke paas bistar bichha kar niche hi baith gayi, raat hone ke karan charo taraf sannata tha, hum baat karte rahe, jijaji cot par let gaye main bhi thori der baad niche bistar par let gayi. Tabhi ight aa gayi, maine jijaji ko niche chalne ko kaha wo akhne lage ek shart par jaunga, iss baar AC me son eke liye jhagra mat karna, iss baar hum dono Ac me hi soyenge, maine sharmate huye kaha ki dhatt! Aap bhi bahut majak karte hain, unhone kaha ki iss sunsaan chhat par jab aap mere sath so sakti ho to bhala room me sath sone me kya harz hai, maine unhe talte huye kaha achha baba aap niche chaliye, unhe apne bedroom me leja kar son eke liye kaha, unhone kaha ki shweta, garmi kafi jayada hai, yahi bichha kar aap bhi so jao.

Main maan gayi aur wahi room me hi ek bistar lagane lagi, jaise hi jijaji sone lage tabh unhe kuchh chubha, unhone takiya hataya to wahan mera bra tha, unhone use meri taraf latka kar dikhaya ki abhi ye mujhe ghayal kar deta, main sharmate huye jaldi se unke haath se cheen kar use apne takiya ke niche daba diya. Jijaji samajh chuke the ki main bina bra ke hun, jise maine chhat par jaate samay garmi ke karan utaar phenka tha. Ab jijaji ki nazar mujhe ghoorne lagi aur main kabhi sharmati aur kabhi gudgudi mahsoos karti, main jaise hi leti,jijaji bistar ke kinare aakar meri taraf jhu kar baat karne lage, unki baaton se mujhe ahsaas hone laga ki wo ab kidhar twist hona chah rahe hain, maine bhi dekha ki mauka achha hai, unki taraf karwat kar ke haatho pe sar rakh kar let gayi, ab meri chuchiyan ubhar kar saaf dikh rahi thi, jiska asar jijaji par dekha ja sakta tha.