Do Number Ka Badmash – Part I

Maine uski bah pakdi aur apne bedroom ki taraf lejane laga , aahhh uski naram najuk bahen makhmali jesi mulayam aur chikni thi aur agar bahe aisi hai to fir janghe kesi hongi?, kapdon ke almari to sadiyon se ladi padi thi par ek khane me pent shirt aur top aadi bhi the, to maine unki aur ishara kar diya, nisha ne kaha “par meri kamar to 22 ki hai madhu didi ki pent mujhe dhili rahegi” “ohh.. achha koi baat nahi mere pass ek dress aur hai tumhe puri aani chahiye aao mere sath” mainee almari band kar di aur dusri almari ki aur le jakar use gulabi rang ki ek nayi bel-batam aur rang ka top jis par pile fool bane the dikhaya aur sath hi ek jodi bra aur panty bhi di, ye makki ke pichhle janamdin par madhu se chhupa kar kharide the par use de nahi paya tha, to unhe dekh kar nisha ne kaha “lagta hai ye to aa jayenge” usne panty uthayi aur gor se dekhte hue boli “ohh.. didi bhi aisi hi bra behnti hai? ye.. to.. ye.. to ohh?” wo aage kuch nahi bol payi.

Be-khyali me uske muh se nikal to gaya par uska matlab jaan kar wo sharma gayi, ssiiii.. mujhe to aisa laga ki jese kisi ne makki ko hi mere samne khada kar diya hai bas naam ka hi fark hai, makki ki tarah sharmane ki is jaan lewa aada ko to main zindagi bhar nahi bhul paunga, na jaane usne kya soch kar bra aur panty wahi rakh di aur mera dil to chhlange hi lagane laga, ya allah.. bina bra aur panty me to ye bilkul makki ki tarah kayamat lagegi, main apne aap par kaabu kese rakh pauga mujhe to darr lagne laga ki kahi main uska balatkaar hi naa kar bethun aur mera pappu to jese kutumbminar hi ban gaya tha, itni uttejna to aaj se pehle kabhi mehsus nahi hui thi pappu to ideal tattu ban gaya tha, fir achanak mere kaano me nisha ki mithi aawaj padi, wo boli “oo jiju main nahane ja rahi hoon” “haan haan toliya aur shempoo aadi bathroom me hi hai” main to jese khyalon se jaga.

Nisha bathroom me ghus gayi aur mera dil jor-jor se dhdak raha tha, bahar joro ki barish aur mere andar jalti aag dono ki raftaar ek hi jesi to thi, fir achanak mere dimag me ek khayal dod gaya aur hontho par ek rehesyemayi muskaan aa gayi aur uske sath hi mere kadam bathrook ki aur badne lage, ab aap itne kam akal to nahi hai ki aap meri yojna na samjhe ho! maine key hole se bathroom ke andar jhanka, nisha ne apni pent aur shirt utaar di thi aur ab wo sirf bra aur panty me thi uff.. kya mast hirni jesi gori-chitti najuk kaamsin kali ki tarah jese makki hi mer aankhon ke samne khadi ho, surahidaar gardan patli si kamar maano limca ki botal ko ek joda hath aur peir laga diye ho, sangmarmar sa tarasha hua safak badan jispar kisi farishte ka bhi mann dol jaye aur ek khas baat kankh (jaha se baaju shuru hoti hai) aur urojo se thoda upar ka bhag aise bana tha jese ki gori-chitti chut hi bani hai.

Aisi ladkiyan wakayi najuk hoti hai aur unki asali chut bhi aisi hi hoti hai chhoti si tikon aakar ki dibbi jitni badi, agar apne priyanka chopra ya kareena kapoor kisi film me bina bahon ke blause ke dekha ho to apki meri is baat ki sachayi ka andaja ho jayega, fir mera dhyan uski kamar par gaya jo 22 inch se jada to hargij nahi ho sakti patli patli gori gulabi jhanghe aur do inch ki patti wali wahi t-aakar ki panty (jo madhu ki pasndida hai) uske bahar jhantho ke chhote chhote mulayam roye jese baal, hey bhagwaan main to jese pagal hi ho jaunga aur mujhe to lagne laga ki main abhi bathroom ka darwaja tod kar andar ghus jaun aur.. aur..!!, nisha ne bade naaj-o-andaj se apni bra ke hook khole aur dono kabutar jese aazad ho gaye, ghor gulabi do sindhuri aam jese ras se bhare hue ho aur chuchiyon ka gehra ghera keram ki goti jitna bada bilkul churut laal, ghundiyan to bas chane ke daane jitne surkh anar ke daane jese pencil ki nok ke tarah tikhe.

Usne ada se apne urojon par hath fera aur ek daane ko pakad kar muh ki taraf kiya aur us par jeebhi laga di, ya allah.. mujhe laga ki jese ab kayamat hi aa jayegi! usne shishe ke samne ghum kar apne nitambh dekhe jese do punam ke chaand kisi ne bandh diye ho aur unke bich ki darar ek lambi khai ki tarah, panty us darar me ghusi hui thi to isne apne nitambho par halki si chapat lagayi aur fir dono hatho ko kamar ki aur le jakar apni kaali panty niche sarkani shuru kar di, mujhe laga ki agar maine apni nigahe waha se nahi hatayi to aaj tarur mera hart fell ho jayega, jese hi panti niche sarki halke-halke makke ke bhutte ke baalon jese reshmi naram chhote chhote roye jese baal najar aane lage, uske baad do bahgo me bante mote-mote bahari honth gulabi ratan liye hue, chira to mere andaje ke mutabik 3 inch se to katayi jada nahi tha aur andar ke honth badami rang ke lagta hai saali ne abhi tak chut se sirf mutne ka hi kaam liya hai aur koi ungali baaji bhi lagta hai nahi ki hogi.