Do Number Ka Badmash – Part II

Main sofe par beth gaya aur jese hi bathroom ka darwaja khula to gile baalo se tapakti shabnam jesi bunde kampte honth kamsin badan bel-batam me kasi patli-patli jangho ke bich fasi chut ka itihas aur bhugol yaani chira aur fanke saaf mehsus ho rahi thi, hey bahgwan kya fuljhadi hai patakha hai ya koi bamb hai! ek jadui roshni se jese pura bedroom hi bhar utha aur achanak ke baar jor ki bijali kadki aur ek tej dhmake ke sath pure mohale ki light chali gayi, haal me ghup andhera chha gaya uske sath hi darr ke maare nisha ki chikh si nikal gayi “jiju ye kya hua?” wo lagbhag dodti hui fir mere pass aayi, is baar wo takrayi to nahi par main uski garam sanse apne pass jarur mehsus kar raha tha, “lagta hai ki short sarkit ho gaya tum mat darro! yehi thehro main inveter chalu karta hoon” main darwaje pass laga inveter chalu kiya to hamare bedroom aur study room ki bati jal uthi, “hey bhagwan sab kuchh ulta sidha aaj hi hona hai kya?” nisha tuanse savar me boli!.

Main “kyo kya gaya?” to wo boli “ab dekho na light bhi chali gayi” usne ek thandi saans li, main “par bedroom me to light hai na” wo boli “par mujhe to kal ke workshop me projestion ke liye project work teyar karna hai aur mere leptop ko bhi aaj hi khrab hona tha hey bhagwan!” maine “koi baat nahi study room me rakhe computer se kaam chala sakti ho” maine puchh “kitna kaam hai?” to wo boli “ghanta bhar to lag hi jayega! achhi musibat hai main bhi kaha fas gayi is company me!” main “kyo kya hua?” wo boli “ab dekho na roj roj projections meetings workshop analysis product lanch jhamele hi jhamele hai is nanhi si jaan par” maine apne mann me kaha “meri jaan hum jese kisi ashiq ka daman tha lo sare project dur kar dunga” par maine kaha “konsa utpad lanch kar rahi ho?” wo boli “do utpad hai ek to pregnancy rokne ki goli hai mahine me sirf ek goli.

Aur dusra bachchon ke angutha chusne aur danto se nakhun katne ki aadat se chhutkara dilane ki dawayi hai jise nakhun par lagaya jata hai” main “hey bahgwan tum sam sab log hamari roji roti chhin lene par tule ho” nisha “kya matlab?? hum to business ke sath sath ssamaj seva bhi kar rahe hai” nisha ne herani se puchha wo baat baat me “kya matlab” jarur bolti hai, main “arre bhai saaf baat hai tum pregnancy rokne ki dava ki markrting karti ho to hum bachcha peda hone aur fir humare utpad kese bachcho ka doodh bachcho ke aahar achcho ka tel neppi powder sabun kon kharidega?” wo boli “aur wo andutha chusne ki aadat ki dawayi?” main “wo bhi hum jese premiyon ke upar atyachaar hi hai” nisha “kya matlab..?” nisha mera muh dekhne lagi! “shaadi ke baad wo aadat apne aap chhut jati hai.. uski jarurat nahi padti! shaadi ke baad bhala kon use angutha chusne deta hai” maine haste hue kaha!.

Pehle to meri baat use samajh hi nahi aayi lekin baad me to wo itni jor se sharmayi ki puchho mat aur fir usne mujhe dhakka se dete hue kaha “jiju tum ek number ke badmash ho” to main bola “nahi.. main do number ka badmash hoon” main khilkhila kar has pada, to wo boli “jiju majak chhodo mujhe apna project pura karna hai! computer kaha hai?” main “haan chalo mujhe bhi apna project bana hai” to wo boli “arre apki konsa project banana hai?” main “arre tum nahi janti mujhe pure 5 projects par kaam karna hai” main use kya bata ki “mujhe tumhara doodh pina hai chut chatni hai apna land chuswana hai chudai karni hai aur gaand bhi marni hai” ho gaye na pure 5 projects, wo boli “ohh.. par apke liye to ye mamuli si baat hai aap to bade anubhavi hai aap to jhat se karye karam bana lenge” wo bhli abhi mere in nayi utpado ke bare me abhi kya janti thi.

To maine kaha “haan wo to thik hai par mere pass bhi smaye kam bacha hai keval 2 ghante aur pure 5 projects.. kher chhodo pura to kar hi lunga! mujhe apne aap par pura bharosa hai aao study room me tumhe computer dikha doon” aur fir hum dono study room me aa gaye, computer chaalu karne ke baad usne pen-drive nikali aur use computer ke niche bane chhed me dalne ki koshish kipar wo andar nahi gayi, “jiju ye chhed me andar kyo nahi ja rahi?” “arre pichhe wale chhed me daalo usme aaram se chala jayega” usne meri aur thode gusse se dekha to main bola “arre bhai ye chhed khrab hai iske pichhe aur chhed hai usme.. wo sahi hai tum mazak samajh rahi ho” maine haste hue kaha, “aap mera leptop thik kardo na please” meri baat karte hue nisha boli! “laao main dekhta hoon kya smasya hai” main laptop lekar apne bedroom me aa gaya aur bedroom me pahunch kar maine apne project par kaam karna shuru kar diya!.

Is nisha ki kese raat ki raani banana hai aur mujhe to uski chut ke sath sath gaand bhi marni hai aur land bhi chuswana hai sabse badi baat to use sex ke liye teyar karna hi mushkil hai, samye kam aur mukabla sakht! kher muhabat-e-marda, marat-e-khuda! simran (meri class mate) ko chodne me mujhe pure do saal lag gaye the aur anarkali ki chudai me do mahin, shudha ki chudai me do hafte aur makkki ki chudai ke program me to do din hi lage the, par nisha ki chudai aur gaand marwane ke liye teyar karne ke liye to mere pass sirf 2 ghante hi hai, aaj prem guru ka asli imtihan hai puri teyari karni hogi jara si bhi galati pure plan ko kharab kar degi aur ye nayi chidiya mere hatho se nikal bhagegi par main kabhi nahi hone dunga, aakhir mujhe prem gurru aise hi to nahi kehte! laptop me virus tha jiske karan windows oprating system ki files kharab ho gayi thi.