Do Number Ka Badmash – Part II

Ye to mere baye hath ka khel tha par maine abhi use thik nahi kiya maine uske bed ki janch ki to usme dawaiyin ke samples kagaj aur makeup ka chhota mota saman tha, maine borolin jese khushboo wali cream ki tube vesalin ki dibbi ek chhota sa shisha aur nepkin nikal kar sirhane ke niche rakh liye!ab mujhe apne plan ki teyari ke bare me puri tarah se sochna tha do teen vikalp bhi rakhne the sahi sahi kaam ke liye karyekaram banana tha, majbut paksh kamjor paksh moke sambhavit haniyan sabhi ko dhyan me rakh kar kaam shuru karna tha, maine kai vikalpon par kaam kiya aur fir sab kuch apne dimag me soch kar flo-chart banane laga, mujhe chudai ka ye kaam teen charano me pura karna tha, maine baar sudy room ki aur jakar dekha to nish computer par lagi thi! koi 40 mint to beet hi gaye the aur nisha ka kaam bhi khatam hone wala tha to maine usse puchha kitna samye aur lagega to usne bataya ki koi 15-20 mint aur lagenge.

Maine daraj me se oprating system ki cd li aur wapis bedroom me aa gaya aur maine sari files ko fir se daal diya aur virus scan chalu kar diya, uska conputer kaam karne laga is kaam me mujhe 10-15 mint lage aur jab main cd wapis sudy room me rakhne gaya to niisha mera computer band karne ja hi rahi thi, main darwaje ke bahar hi ruk kar andar dekhne laga usne start menu par click kiya aur shut down par click karne ki bajye usne resent document menu khola to meri aankhe chamakne lagi, fir usne upar se niche tak files ki suchi dekhi to uski nigahe kuch video files par padi to usne right click kiya aur use file ki location dekhi, agar aap thoda bahut computer jante ho to ye sab baate apko jarur pata hongi ye wahi files thi jomaine aaj subah hi computer me copy ki thi aur 2-3 dekhi bhi thi, is file par click karte hi film chalni shuru ho gayi aur isse mera kaam bhi ho gaya tha to main jhat se ulte paon bedroom ki aur bhaga!.

Aap shayad soch rahe honge ab wapas aane ka nahi sali ko patak kar chodane ka samye tha, to aap galat soch rahe hai main koi jor-jabardasti me vishvash nahi rakhta hoon arre main to prem ka pujari hoon, maine ab taki jitni bhi chut ya gaand maari hai wo sabhi apne dono hatho me jese apni chut aur gaand lekar aayi hai aur main use bhi isi tarah chodna chahta tha, main use itna garam kar dena chahta tha ki wo khud chal kar mujhse apni chut aur gaand marwane ko kahe aur tabhi to chudai ka asli maja aata hai! kisi ki majbur karke chodna to bas pani nikalne wali baat hoti hai, mujhe tha ki saali film ke ek do sean hi dekhegi aur fir use band karke ye chack karne mere bedroom me aayegi ki main kya kar raha hoon koi dekh to nahi raha, main bhi is mamle me pakka khiladi hoon main uske leptop ko thik karne ki puri acting kar raha tha, wo chupke se aayi aur ek nigha delte hue dabe paon wapis chali gayi.

Hey ling mahadev! tera lakh lakh dhanyawad kaale habshi aur gori firangi ji gaand chudai aur ek 40 saal ki anuty ek 18-19 saal ke ladke ke sath chudai dekhkar to meri raat ki raani guljar ho jayegi! mere kaam ka pehla padav sahi tarha se chal chuka tha, koi 25-30 mints ke baad nisha mere bedroom ki aur aayi uski aankho me laal dore ter rahe the hosh ude hue chaal me ladkhdahat honth sukhe hue wo to bas itna hi bol payi “jiju kya kar rahe ho?” shayad apni ukhadi sanso par kaabu pana chahti thi, “bas tumhara leptop thi kar raha tha! virus tha windows files khrab ho gayi thi par maine thik kar diya hai, tumne internet se koi galat-salat file to nahi kholi thi?” maine puchha” ab to uske chehre ka rang dekhne layak tha “n n n nahi.. to..” main “koi baat nahi par tum itna ghabrati kyo ho?” to wo boli “wo.. wo.. bijali kadak rahi ha na” ajib sanyog tha ki usi samye jor se bijali kadki thi aur bahar ab bhi pani baras raha tha.

Main janta tha ki wo konsi bijali ki baat kar rahi hai aur fir wo mere pass aakar beth gayi, “jiju sone ka kya karoge?” wo boli, maine mann me socha “meri jaan tumhe sone kon dega aaj sari raat” par maine kaha “bhai bistar laga hai so jaao” wo boli “yaha??” main “kyo kya hua?” nisha “wo mera matlab? hum dono ek kamre me?” main “main bahar so jata par bijali nahi hai aur guest room me jehrili makdiya aur machhar hai aur kabhi kabhi jangali billi bhi aa jati hai! bahi mujhe darr lagta hai” nisha “ohh.. ajib musibat me fas gayi main to didi ko bhi aaj hi jana tha” main “isme musibat wali konsi baat hai? kya madhu ko jangali billiyon aur makdiyon se darr nahi lagta?” nisha “wo.. wo.. aisi baat nahi par.. aur.. wo.. ek hi kamre me ek hi bistar par..?” main “kyo apne aap par vishvash nahi hai kya?” nisha “nahi aisi baat nahi hai par.. wo.. wo..” main “chalo main niche farsh par so jata hoon bhale hi mujhe need aaye ya nahi koi baat nahi”.