Do Number Ka Badmash – Part II

Kya mast mulayam chikana saparsh tha saali ke gaal itne mast hai to chuchiyan to kamal ki hongi kher kaan ka naap 9 cm hona hi tha! “arre ye to kamal hi ho gaya?” wo herani se boli to maine kaha “main bina naape tumhari lambai bhi bata sakta hoon” nisha “wo kese?” main “tumhare hath ki lambai ka dhai guna hogi” usne meri aur herani se dekha to maine kaha “naap kar dekh lo” mere kaam ka flow-chart bilkul sahi disha me ja raha tha! ab uske najuk santaron ki baari thi! chidiya apne aap ko bada hoshiyaar samjhti thi par main bhi prem guru aise hi nahi hoon, to maine fia uthaya aur dhile top ke andar uski kankh se sata di! wo kya bolti? chup rahi, uski kankh safa safachat thi baalo ka naamo-nishan nahi aur thodi si chuchiyon ki jhalak bhi mil gayi ekdam sakht! ghundiyan kadak! gore gore.. elahabadi amrud jese! hath ki lambai 63 cm nikali.

To maine kaha “tumhari lambai 156 cm yani ki 5 feet 3 inch ke aas-pass hai” nisha “ohh very good kamal hai jiju” uski aankhe to fati hi reh gayi aur wo boli “jiju job ka bhi batao na” main use parbhavit karne me safal ho gaya tha, ab kaam ke dusre bhag ki antim line likhni thi to maine kaha “ek aur baat hai upar ke honth aur niche ke honth bhi bilkul ek saman hote hai” nisha “nahi ye galat hai niche le honth thode mote hote hai mere honth jara dhyan se dekho, niche ka mota ha ya nahi?” nisha apne muh wale hontho ki baat hi samajh rahi thi use kya pata ki main to uski chut ke honth ki baat kar raha tha, “arre muh ke honth nahi dusre hontho ki baat kar raha tha! achha chalo batao aurate jada baate kyo kati hai” maine puchha, “kyo..?” usne aankhe terate hue pucha! wo ab meri baat ka kuch kuch matlab samajh rahi thi, “are bhai unke chhar honth hote hai na? do upar aur do niche” maine haste hue kaha! nisha “kya matlab..?”.

Uski nigahe jhath se apni chut ki aur chali gayi waha to ab chut-ras ki baad hi aa gayi thi, usne jhat se takiya apni god me rakh liya aur boli “ohh jiju aakhir tum apni okat par aa hi gaye.. mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni! akeli majbur ladki jaankar use tang kar rahe ho! mujhe neend aa rahi hai” wo naraj si ho gayi, pyaare pathako air pathikao mere kaam ka dusra charan pura ho gaya tha, aap soch rahe honge bhala ye kya baat hui londiya naraj hokar sone ja rahi hai? thoda sabar kijiye abhi mera tisra charan pura kaha hua hai, main janta tha saali garam ho chuki hai uski chut ne dana dan pani chhodna shuru kar diya tha aur ab to pani ris kar uski gaand ko bhi tar kar raha hoga, ab to bas dili do kadam dur hi reh gayi hai aur mera anubhav kehta hai ki is tarah ki baat ke baad ladki itni jor se naraj ho jati hai ki bawal macha deti hai par nisha to bas nisha to bas sone ki hi baat kar rahi thi.

To maine baate aage badhate hue kaha “arre tum bura maan gayi.. ye main nahi prem-aashram wale guruji kehte hai achha chalo ab so hi jaate hai par samasya hai?” nisha “wo kya?” main “dar asal main sone se pehle doodh pita hoon” nisha “ye kya samasya hai rasoyi me jakar pi lo” main “wo.. wo.. rasoyi me light nahi hai na bina light ke mujhe darr lagta hai” nisha “wese to bade sher bante ho” main “tum bhi to jhansi ki sherni ho tum la do na” nisha “main.. main..” istne me jor ki bijali kadki aur nisha darr ke maare meri aur khisak aayi :mujhe bhi andhere se darr lagta hai” main “hey bahgwaan is pyaase ki koi madat nhi karna chahata” maine tadapte hue majnu ki tarah jab shishe par hath rakh acting ki to nisha ki hasi nikal gayi, “main kya madat kar sakti hoon?” usne haste hue kaha, main “tum apna hi pila do” nisha “kya matlab” usne jhat se apne hath apne urojo par rakh liye “jiju tum fir..?”.

“Itne bade amrit-klasho me doodh bhara pada hai thoda pila do na tumhara kya bigad jayega” maine lagbhag gidgidane ke andaj me kaha, to nisha pehle to has padi aur fir naraj hokar boli “jiju tum had paar kar rahe ho” main “abhi paar kaha ki hai tum kaha paar karne de rahi ho” nisha “jiju mujhe need aa rahi hai” usne aankhe terate hue kaha, main “hey bhagwaan kya jamana aa gaya hai koi kisi ki madat nahi karna chahta” nisha haste hue ja rahi thi par maine apni acting jaari rakhi “suna hai jhansi ke logo ka dil bahut bada hota hai par ab pata chala ki bada nahi patthar hota hai aur patthar hi kya pura pahad hota hai tas se mas nahi hota pighalta hi nahi” nisha haste haste dohari hoti ja rahi thi par meri acting chalu thi “hey bahgwaan in khubsurat ladkiyon ka dil itna patthar ka kyo banaya hai, isse to achha inhe kaali kaluti bana deta kam se kam kisi pyaase par taras to aa jata” maine apni acting chalu rakhi!.