Bahu Rangeeli, Sasur Rangeela – Part 2

Nandlal – Aisi baatein karna kahaan se seekhi bahu.

Komal – Kuch sobat ka bhi asar hota hai babuji. Ab dikhaaiyye na.

Nandlal – Mobile se kheenchi dekhegi ya CD ya photo.

Komal – Sab.

Nandlal – Main club jaata toh theek hota.

Komal – Ab phans gaye hain toh poora phansiye. Dikhaaiyye.

Nandlal ek album kholtein hain. Komal ki aankhein phati ki phati reh jaati hain, usmein Nandlal aur uski saas unke dost aur patni ke saath bilkul nange hain, Nandlal ka lund unki dost ki patni choos rahi hai aur Unki patni ko unke dost chaat rahein hain, Komal Nandlal ki taraf dekhti hai.

Nandlal – Kya hua? Tujhe hi dekhna thha,,Maine kaha thha na. Chal rakh deta hoon.

Komal – Arre nahin babuji main sab dekhungi.

Nandlal – Arre ek dekh liya toh sab dekh liya, thodi kuch naya hai dusri tasveeron mein.

Komal – Hoga babuji, nahin toh aap nahin kheenchte, main baad mein aapke saath CD bhi dekhungi.

Nandlal – Arre baap re. Chal dekh jaldi jaldi.

Komal – Aaraam se dekhungi. Ab toh dekh liya aapko. Ab kaisi sharam.

Nandlal – Acchha baba aaraam se dekh. Maine neeche aangan mein tehelke aata hoon.

Komal unka haath pakad ke rok deti hai.

Komal – Mere saath baitthiye na babuji. Aap bhi pooraani yaadein taaza kijiye.

Nandlal – Pooraani yaadein taaza karne mein ek problem hai bahu.

Komal – Kya babuji.

Nandlal – Yaadein toh taaza ho jaayengi, par kuch aur taaza hua toh kya karenge.

Komal unka ishaara samajh leti hai aur muskuraake tasveerein dekhne lagti hai, dusri tasveer mein Nandlal unki dost ki patni ko peecche se chod rahein hain. Komal Nandlal ka haath pakadti hai.

Komal – Babuji CD lagaatein hain na.

Nandlal – Kyun ab tasveeron se dil bhar gaya.

Komal – Nahin. Yeh baad mein dekh loongi. CD dekhtein hai na.

Nandlal – Dekh ek kaam kar, yeh sab tu rakh le. Baad mein dekh lena.

Komal – Theek hai babuji, agar aapka dil nahin kar raha hai toh theek hai.

Nandlal – Acchha baba mere saath hi dekh. Chal, wahaan se mera laptop laa.

Komal aahista se utth jaati hai aur mez pe pade laptop ko utthaake laati hai.

Nandlal – Tujhe dard ho raha hai aur tujhe masti soojhi hai.

Komal – Haan use baad mein dekh lenge.

Nandlal – Dekh wahaan mez pe dekh, tel ki bottle hai, main tujhe thoda laga leta hoon, aaraam ho jaayega.

Komal – Babuji baad mein maalish kar lijiye, abhi dekhtein hain.

Nandlal – Theek hai, laa de laptop.

Komal laptop bed pe rakhti hai, Nandlal CD daal deta hai aur start karta hai, Komal unki jaangh pe sahaara leke baitth jaati hai, Nandlal apna haath uski peeth pe rakh detein hain, CD play hone lagti hai. CD mein dikhe logon ko dekh ke who hairaan ho jaati hai aur Nandlal ke chehre ko dekhti hai, film mein Manu aur Ramvati hain, aur uski saas aur Nandlal. Woh Nandlal ka chehra dekhti hai.

Nandlal – Kya karein. Har samay baahar toh nahin jaa sakte naa. Bas afsos hai ke teri saas jald hi nikal gayi.

Komal apna dhyaan ab CD pe lagaati hai, use thoda uncomfortable lag raha hai kamar ke wajah se, woh Nandlal ki taraf dekhti hai.

Komal – Babuji main aise baitthti hoon.

Woh utth gayi, CD chal rahi thhi, Nandlal ko samajh nahin aa raha thha woh kya karne ki koshish kar rahi hai.

Komal – Babuji, aap thoda maandi daal ke baitth jaaiyye, main aapki god mein baitthti hoon. Kamar dukh rahi hai.

Nandlal – Arre bahu tu samajhti kyun nahi. Arre re re. Itni ziddi hai na tu.

Komal unke god mein baitth jaati hai. Nandlal ki takleef shuru ho jaati hai. Komal CD mein Ramvati ki chuchiyaan daba rahe hain aur uske nipples choos rahein hain, Manu uski saas ko zoron se chod raha hai, Komal Nandlal ko ghoore jaa rahi hai CD mein.

Komal – Babuji aap toh.

Nandlal – Kya bahu.

Komal – Aap toh jaise pornstar hain.

Nandlal – Matlab.

Komal – Aapki body. Aapka style, aapka.

Nandlal – Mera kya?

Komal chup ho jaati hai, phir CD dekhne lagti hai, Nandlal ko samajh nahin aa raha hai ki woh apne haath kahaan rakhhein, neeche hone waali hulchul ko kaise sambhaalein, aur Komal ka kya karein. Woh chup hain.

Komal – Babuji. Aapke mobile mein kya hai. ?

Nandlal – Ab yahi sab hai bahu. Kuch naya nahi hai.

Komal – Bataaiyye na.

Nandlal – Le. Dekh le khud hi. Kuch photo hain, aur ek hi video, do minute ka. Dekh le.

Komal – Acchha baba theek hai.

CD khatam ho gayi, Nandlal ne raahat ki saans li, Komal utthne lagi, uski gaand Nandlal ke lund se takraayi, Nandlal thode sakpaka gaye, Komal utar gayi bed pe se.

Komal – Babuji maine aapko bahut sataaya, par aap waakeyi mein mere acchhe dost saabit huey, aaj club nahin gaye, mere saath rahe, joh baatein main handle nahin kar paati, un ke liye taiyyaar kiya. Kal tak akela pan mehsoos hota thha, ab nahin, aur yeh sab aap ki wajah se hua hai. Babuji.

Nandlal – Haan bahu.

Komal – Kya main ek album apne paas rakh sakti hoon. ?