Bhai Ki Chaalu Biwi Suman

Fir main bahar aaya aur ready ho gya, fir humne khana khaya aur main uske bad kam se chala gya aur suman ko bol diya ki main sham ko late aaunga mom ko bta dena.

Suman: ok par jaldi aa jana.

Me :ok

Sham ko mujhe mom ka call aaya ki main aaj ghar nhi aaungi teri behan ki tabyat thik nhi hain, main 2 din ghar nahi aaungi apne papa ko bta dena unka number nhi lag raha aur ghar mein rehna apni bhabi ka bi khayal rakhna.

Me:ok mom ,,,par di thik toh hain na.

Mom: pata nhi main wnha ja k phone kr dungi tere papa ko.

Me:ok mom.

Andar hi andar mujhe bahut khushi hue chalo ab mere chances jayda ban gye suman ko chodne k.

Main raat ko kareeb 10 bje ghar pahuncha.

Humara main gate khula hi tha.

Main jaise andar aaya maine dekha andar se bahut shor aa raha tha.

Papa ka best friend ravi uncle army retye aaye huye the.

Sab laabi mein baith k batein kr rahe the

Main chupke se unke pichey ja k unki batein sun ne laga.

Suman ne ek long t shirt jo nees tak thi aur ek khula pajama dala hua tha aur mere papa ne kurta pajama aur ravi uncle ne pant shirt.

Papa mere daaru k bahut shoukeen hain jab bhi mom ghar nhi hoti ghar min daaru pite hain aise mom unko pine nahi deti.

T shirt mein suman k bade bade mamme bahar aane ko tras rahe the aur wo jab jhuk k unka drink bnati toh anadr bina bra k sab dikh jata.

Ravi uncle ki pant mein bane tambu ko dekh k mujhe andaza ho gya tha ki wo suman ko kiss nazar se dekh rahe hain.

Suman: papa ji agar mamma ji ko pata chal gya na ki maine apko drink pine mein madat ki toh meri bhi khair nhi.

Papa: nhi pata chalega kon batayega.

Ravi: suman beta agar tujhe kisi ne kuch kaha toh tu mere ghar aa jana wnha koi nahi hota hai.

Tabhi sab hass pade.

Ravi : yaar rajesh (mere papa ka naam) teri bahu bahut achi hain yaar kaash meri bahu itni hot hoti toh main usse roz chodta, apne land par bitha bitha k tasssali deta…

Ravi uncle k muh se yeh words sun k mere kaan khade ho gye.

Maine suman ko dekha usne smile de k apna face dusri side kr diya..

Shayad wo janti thi yeh pi k bol rahe hain, par land word sun k shayad usko bhi kuch currents sa laga.

Papa: tera land mujhe bada nhi ho sakta, tu kya shant krega isko jake pehle apni biwi ko shant kr jo mere land pe marti hain.

Tabhi suman uthi aur apne room mein jane lagi.

Ravi uncle: beta ruko kya hua.

Suman : nhi kuch nhi aap bat kro main apne room se aayi.

Ravi : kya hua ajay( mere bhai ka naam) k land ki yaad aa gyi.

Papa: hahahahaaha ravi tu bhi yaar kuch bhi bolta rehta hain, mere land k hotey huye usko ajay k land ki kaise yaad aa sakti hain.

Suman: papa ji aap bhi na.

Fir suman bhagti hue apne room mein gyi aur ulti late gyi.

Yeh sari batein sun ke mera land khada ho gya, mujhe aisa lag raha tha, ki mazra kya hain kahi papa ka aur suman ka kuch chal toh nhi raha.

Suman apne room mein jake apne bed par late gyi aur apne mammo ko dabane lagi zor zor se aur usne apna door bhi band nhi kiya.

Ravi: yaar rajesh teri bahu ki chudai krne ka toh maza hi aa jayega yaar.

Yaar kuch krna aaj toh bhabi b ghar nhi hain dila yaar suman ki.

Papa: abbe sun wo aisi ladki nahi hain meri bhi uspar kab se nazar hain yaar, par bas mazza liye hain touch krke gand mein hath daal k mammo ko daba k, wo bhi bahane se, kabhi land dalne ka mouka nahi mila.

Ravi: sale aaj se acha mouka kaha milega.

Papa: nahi yaar agar bura man gyi.

Ravi: sun agar bura man gyi toh subah maafi mang lena aur kehna main hosh mein nhi tha aur nhi maani toh toh soch teri toh loutry lag jayegi sath mein main b taste le lunga.

Papa: acha par shuru kaise kare.

Ravi : wo tu mujh par chod de par jaisa main kehta hun waisa kr.

Papa: ok

Yeh batein s un k mujhe aur josh aa gya…Maine ek bar fir muth maar li aur main sochne laga jaldi se yeh suman ko chode aur main maza lun.

Ravi: suman beta.

Suman: ji uncle.

Ravi: beta kaha chali gyi ek ek peg laga do na aur..

Suman: ok aati hun.

Papa: beta jaldi aana.

Suman: ji aayi

Suman fatafat aayi aur unka peg repeat kiya.

Ravi: beta ab humare samne baith aur humari ek problum ka solution kr

Suman: ji konsi problum

Ravi: beta tere papa mein aur mujh mein bet lagi hain 5000 ki””yeh bat kehtey huye ravi uncle ne papa ko aankh maar di.

Suman: konsi bet

Ravi: tera papa kehta hain ki uska land mujhse bada hain, par isko pata nhi ki mera land pure 9” ka hain.