Teen Chumban – Part I

Dono jhangho ke bich jeans pent ke andar fasi hui uski ubhari hui bur kisi farishte ka bhi iman khrab kar de, mujhe laha mera pappu need se jaag kar angdayi lene laga hai aur main bhi ullu ka patha hoon makki ko pehchan hi nahi paya! 3-4 saal pehle jab main apne sasural ke kisi fangshan me jab maine use dekha tha to uski umar koi 14-15 saak saal le lagbhag rahi hogi, main bhi kitna gadha tha itni khoobsurat bala ki aur mera dhyan pehle nahi gay, main to ek angutha chusne wwali jhakkad-tukkad chhupan-chhupayi khelne wali sadharan si ladki hi samajh raha tha, kitni jaldi ye ladki jawani me puri banmb ho gayi hai main use upar se niche tak dekhta hi reh gaya, uska badan kitna nikhar sa gaya tha aur main abhi soch hi raha tha ki uski pakki kitni badi ho gayi ho aur uske keshar kyari banani shuru hui ya nahi mera matlab hai ki wo abhi pakki hai ya but ban gayi hai pata nahi usne abhi tak apni pakki ya bur se mutne ka hi kaam liya hai ya kuch aur bhi.

Fir achanak mere sale ki aawaj mere kaano me padi, “arre prem! kaha kho gaye bhai?” main apne khwabo se jaga! “aaiye aaiye bhai sahab! raste me koi pareshani to nahi hui?” maine unka abhiwadan karte hue puchha, unhone mujhe kya jawab diya mujhe kaha dhyan tha meri aankhe to bas makki par se hatne ka naam hi nahi le rahi thi, aise najuk moke ka fayda kon kambakht nahi uthayega! aap samajh hi gaye honge maine aage badte hue makki ki apni baho ne bharte hue kaha “arre mikki mause! tu to bahut badi ho gayi hai” apne sine se lagaye maine uski gaali aur sar ke baalo par hath firaya! uske chhote chhote anrud mere sine se dab rahe the, uske najuk badan ki kuwari khushboo mere nathuno me sama gayi aur mujhe laga ki mere khwabo ki manji mere samne khadi hai, mera dil to kar raha tha ki uska pyaar se ek chumban le loon par station par uske mata-pita ke samne aisa karna sambhav nahi thi.

Na chahte hue bhi mujhe usse alag hona pada lekin alag hote hote maine uske gaalo par ek pyaari si thappi laga hi di, fir maine uska hath pakda aur hum sabhi satation ke bahar apni car ki aur aa gaye aur ghar pahunch kar madhu ne apne bhaiya bhabhi aur makki ka garamjoshi se sawagat kiya aur fir makki ki badhte hue kaha “aree mona tu?” madhu makki ko mona hi bulati hai, wo use baho me lete hue boli! “namaste bua ji!” shayad kahi sitar baji ho, jaltarang chhidi ho ya kisi amrayi me koyal kuki ho, itni mithi aur surili makki ke siva kiski ho sakti thi! “arre ye to mujhse bhi ek inch badi ho gayi hai” madhu ne kaha “haan lambi to bahut ho gayi hai par padhai likhai me abhi bhi mann nahi lagati” sudha me bura sa muh banate hue kaha! “are abhi bachchi hai apne aap padh legi tum kyo chinta karti ho” madhu boli, mainr soch raha tha “kya vakayi ye abhi bachchi hai uske satan nitambh to keher barpane wale ban chuke hai”.

“Fufa ji bathroom kidhar hai?” makki ne puchha, “aa..n ! haan! aao idhar hai” main uska hath pakad kar apne bedroom se lage bathroom ki aur le gaya, main jaanbujhkar use guest room ke saath bhi ek bathroom me nahi le gaya tha, “main saath aaun andar?” maine muskurate hue puchha! makki “nahi kyo?” main “wo fir koi chhipakli aa gayi to?” “ohh! hato aap bhi..” wo sharmati hui bathroom me ghus gayi aur darwaja band kar liya aur main bahar khada uske su su ki aawaj ka intejar karne laga, bahar khada main apne sapno me khoya hua tha! aaj se koi 3-4 saal pehle jab main apne sasural kisi fangshan me gaya tha tab ki ghatna meri aankho me fir se ghum gayi, mere saural me ghar do-majila hai upar ke bhag me ek kamra aur bathroom bana hai, main shaam ko chhat ke upar tehel raha tha ki itne me makki ke chikhne ki aawaj sunayi di aur wo lagbhag dodte hue bathroom se bahar aayi.

Wo thar thar kamp rahi thi aur isse pehle ki main kuchh samjhta use thokar lagi aur wo niche gir padi, maine bhag kar use uthaya! uske peir par chot lag gayi thi aur isse uski aankho me ansu aa gaye, main “arre kya hua?” makki ” wo ! wo !” makki to kuch bol hi nahi pa rahi thi “wo bathroom me chhipkali hai” meri hasi nikal gayi ki makki ko chhipkali se darr lagta hai aur jab wo uthi to uske muh se karah si nikal gayi “uiii.. maa..!” main “kya hua?” makki “mere peir me chot lag gayi” usne apna ghutna masalte hue kaha, maine uske ghutne par hath firaya! usne middi aur top pehna tha aur maddi me pushth jhanghe kamal ki thi, main uski bur to nahi dekh sakta tha par uske gore gore ghutno aur jhangho ko dekh kar andaja to laga hi sakta tha ki wo to puri kayamat hogi, maine uska ghutna sehlaya! wo thoda sa chhil gaya tha aur thoda khun bhi chamakne laga tha.