Meri Anarkali – Part I

Pehli baar chudne me har ladki ya aurat jarur nakhra karti hai lekin ek baar chudne ke baad to kehti hai ki aa land mujhe chod, ab anarkali ko dekho saali ne pure do mahine se mujhe apne pichhe shodai salim (pagal) bana kar rakha tha, Purthe par hath hi nahi dharne deti thi aur ragadne ka to dur chuma chaati ka bhi koi moka aata to wo har baar kuch aisa karti ki gili machhali ki tarah mere hath se fisal hi jaati thi, akele me ek do baar uske anaron ko bhichane ya golo ko chhune ya chumma lene ke alawa main jada kuch nahi kar paya tha, par maine bhi soch liya tha ki use prem ki anarkali bana kar hi dam lunga, saali apne aap ko salim wali anarkali se am nahi samajhti to maine bhi soch liya tha chut maaru ya na maaru par ek baar uski matakti gaand jarur maunga, aap soch rahe honge ki anarkali to salim ki thi fir ye nayi anarkali kon hai?.

Dar asal anar hamari nokrani gulabo ki ladki hai aur uske ghar wale aur madhu (meri patni) use annu aur main use anarkali bulata hoon, ab anar ke anarkali banne ki kahani aap jarur sunna chahoge? kyoki anar naam bada ajeeb sa hai na, dar asal jees raat wo paida hui thi uske baap ne uski amma ko anar lakar diye the to usne uska naam anar hi rakh diya, annu koi 18-19 saal ki hui hai par hai ek dam bamb patakha pura 7.5 kilo rdx dhai kilo upar aur ummid se duguna yaani 5 kilo niche, nahi samjhe are yaar uske satan aur nitambh kya kayamat hai saali gora rang moti moti aankhe kaale lambe baal bhare pure unnat uroj aur bhari puri sudol jhanghe aur patli kamar, aur sabse badi dolat to uske mote matakte kulhe hai, aap soch rahe honge isme kya khaas baat hai kai ladkiyon ke nitambh mote bhi hote hai to dosto aap galat soch rahe hai, agar ek baar koi use dekh le to mantarmugadh hokar use dekhta hi reh jaaye.

Khujrahon ke mabdiron ki murtiyon jesi gaand to aise matka kar chalti jese deewanagi me “urmila matondkar” chalti hai aur nakhre to itne ki puchho mat, agar ek baar use dekh len to “urmila matondkar” ya “shefali chhaya” ko bhul jayenge aur fir main to nitambhon ka murid (prem pujaari) hoon, kabhi kabhi to mujhe shak hota hai iski maa gulabo to chalo thik thak hai ho sakta hai jawani me thodi sundar bhi rahi hogi par baap to kala kaluta hai to fir ye itni gori chiti kese hai, lagta hai kahin gulabo ne bhi apni jawani me mere jese kisi premi bhawre se apni gulab ki kali masalwa li hogi, kher chhodo in baato ko hum to annu ke anarkali banne ki baat kar rahe the, are naye pathakon ko apna parichye to de doon main prem guru mathur umar 32 saal janne wale aur mere pathak mujhe prem guru bulate hai, main ek multinational company me kaam karta hoon aur mere land ka aakar lagbhag 7″ hai.

Supada jada bada nahi hai par asie supade aur land gaand maarne ke liye bade mufid (upukat) hote hai, mere land ke supade par ek til bhi hai aur pata nahi aap jante hai ya nahi aise aadami bade chudakkad hote hai aur gaand ke shokin, meri patni madhur (madhu) umar 28 saal bala ki khubsurat 36,28,36 mishri ki dali hi samjho chudai me bilkul hoshiyar, par aap to hum bhawron ki kefiyat (aadat) jante hi hai kabhi bhi ek fool se santusht nahi hote, ek baat samajh nahi aati ki saali ye patniyan pata nahi itni irshalu (jealous) kyo hoti hai jaha bhi koi khubsurat ladki ya aurat dikhi aur apne mard ko unki aur jara sa bhi unpar najre dalte hue dekh liya to yehi sochti rehti hai ki jarur ye use chodana chahte hai, kamobesh madhu ki bhi yehi halat thi aur anar ko anarkali banane me meri sabse badi dikkat to madhu thi thi aur mujhe to herani hoti hai puri chhan kiye bina usne gulabo ko kese kaam par rakh liya jiske yaha rdx jesi chiz bhi hai jiska naam anar hai.

Mujhe to kai dino baad pata chala tha ki annu bahut achhi dancer hai aur aap to jante hai madhu bahut achhi dancer hai par shaadi ke baad school karyekarm ko chhod kar use kisi competition me to nachane ka moka nahi mila par ghar par wo abhiyaas karti rehti aur annu bhi saath hoti hai, annu to 10-15 dino me hi usse itna ghul mil gayi thi ki apni saari baate madhu usse karne lag gayi thi, do do ghante tak pata nahi wo sar jode kya khusur fusur karti rehti hai aur wese to ye kabhi kabhar hi aati thi aur maine pehle koi khaas dhyan nahi diya, aap ye jarur soch rahe honge ye kese ho sakta hai ki koi khubsurat fool aas pass ho aur meri nazar se bach jaye ye kese ho sakta hai, dar-asal un dino mera chakkar apni khoobsurat secertry se chal raha tha lekin jabse gulabo bimar hui hai pichhle ak mahine se anar hi hamare yaha kaam karne aa rahi hai mujhe to baad me pata chal jab madhu ne bataya ki gulabo ke fir ladki hui hai.