Bahanchod Husband

Fr maine zindagi me pahli bar samana k naam ki muthi maari washrum aur bht hi anand aaya. Fir maine wo video chupa di apne mobile pr taki asif na dekh paye aur normal ho gya. Kuch din bit gaye aur Mai kavi kavi us video ko dekh kr muthi maar leta.

Fr ek din raat me 8 baje k aas pas asif bhagta hua mere ghar aaya to maine pucha kya hua sab khairiyat to h usne bola ki samina bazi ki saas ki death ho gayi aur usko aur uski family ko urgently Kolkata jana h lekin samana ka kal last paper h 1st year ka to uska jana mushkil h. To hamne bola koi baat n wo hamare ghar ruk jayegi aur kal paper de degi uske baad ticket krwa dunga taki wo v Kolkata chali jaye to asif ne mujhe bht bht thanks kaha maine kaha dost tere liye jaan de du to ye kya chiz. Khair wo log chale gaye aur samana ne hamare ghar pr rukne se mana kr diya aur bola bhai ki koi zarurat hogi to bata dungi kyuki wo sirf apne kamre me hi padh pati h aur kahi jaane se dhyan bhatak jata h. Mere parents ne usko dekh kr mujhe lecture diya ki sikho ki padhai kise kahte h aur ek mai hu jo group study ka bahana bana kar raat bhar masti krta hu. Mgr mere parents ko shayad actuality n malum tha ki wo apne room me kyu ruki h.

Mai v aisa mauka n chodna chahta tha raat me maine 12 baje uske mobile pr call kiya to pahle uska call busy gya fr turant utha liya aur kya hua bhai jaan. Maine use pucha ki itni raat me kisse baat kr rahi thi usne kaha Asif bhai se. Fr maine kuch n kaha aur pucha padhai kaisi chal rahi h to usne kaha badiya. Mai fr kuch n bola aur so gya. Next day subah maine use call kr k uthaya fr apne ghar se nashta banwa kr ja kar nasta diya. Fr usko bike pr college le gya. Usne kaha bhaijaan wapas mai khud aa jaungi aap paresan mat hona. Maine kaha ok mgr pata n kyu mera dimag me shak ka kida rengne laga aur mujhe pata tha ki paper 1 baje khtm hoga to mai 12.45 per LSR k saamne pahunch gya aur ek kone me khada ho gya. Itne dekhta hu ki Raju v wahi khada wait kr raha h.

Fir usi waqt Asif ka phn aaya mere pass aur bolne laga ki samana ko yaha mat bhejna. Waha kafi taklif h aur Kolkata aane ka koi fayda n h… use kuch din aur lagenge waha pr to plz samana ka khyal rakhna. Maine kaha bilkul.

Tabhi chutti ho gai aur samne dekha samana white dress me bala ki khubsurat bahar nikal rahi thi. Tabhi dekha ki Raju v uske pas gya aur uske mobile pr kisi ka phn aaya. Phn utha kar baat kiya fr uske chehre pr ek khusi ki lahar daud gayi aur usne raju ko wo bataya to Raju k chehre per v ek khusi ki lahar daud gayi. Mai samajh gya ki wo phn Asif ka tha aur asif ne use aane se mana kiya hoga tabhi wo itni khus ho gayi. Maine v bike start kiya aur bike uske bagal me le jaa kar khadi kar di. Wo aur raju mujhe dekh kr ek dum se dar gaye. Man to mera kar raha tha ki raju ko khinch kr do thappad maru mgr maine khud pr control kiya uar Raju se pucha tum yaha kaise to usne bola ki yaha kisi kaam se aaya tha to madam ko dekha to socha thodi madad kr du Auto lene me. Maine kaha koi baat n ab tum jao mai aa gya hu to mai ghar chod dunga tum jao apna kaam kar lo. Aur wo chala gya aur maine notice kiya ki samana ka chehra v thoda utar gya tha. Ab hamari conversation:

Samana : Bhaiya maine to apko mana kiya tha fr aap kaise aa gaye
Me: Kyu mai aa gya to bura laga.
Samana : N bhaijan bas apko taklif hui hogi.
Me : Mai v idhar kisi kaam se aaya tha to socha tujhe dekhte chalu to tu aur raju samne dikh gaye.
Smana: Haan bhaijaan mai nikal kr auto rok rahi thi tabhi wo samne se aa gya aur mujhe help ki offer kiya tha ki aap aa gaye.

Me: Ok. Acha ek baat puchu bura to n manegi.
Samana : Pucho bhaiya, apki baat ka kya bura manana.
Me : tere aur Raju k bich me kuch h kya. Sorry mujhe aisa laga.
Samana : Nhi nhi bhaiya kya baat kar rahe ho. Apko aisa kyu laga.
Me : Kyuki mere aate hi dono k chehre latak gaye the.

Samana : are n bhaiya aisa kuch v nhi h…Actually aaj ka paper utna acha n hua jitna socha tha isliye thoda bura lag raha h. Aur waise v bhaiya aap v kaisi baat karte h uski shakl dekhi h apne. Bilkul Bandar lagta h, na to wo padhai me acha h, na khel kud me aur na hi smartness me. Aur to aur family status v bht acha n h uska fr apko kya lagta h ki mai use engage hu.
Me: Ok… sorry pata n laga…waise agr kuch ho to bata dena mai Asif ko samjha lunga. Jaat paat kuch n hota.