Rishta Wahi Soch Nai – Part I

Tabhi sonu aur mai andar ghuse aur ye natak kiya ki humne kuchh dekha hi nahi hai. Us aadmi ki zip abhi bhi khuli thi. Sonu ne kaha ki uncle hum abhi train se aaye hain aur hume lene ghar se log aa rahe hai. Bahar thand thi to socha ki yahan baith jaayen. Us aadmi ne pahle to gusse hum dono ko dekha fir kuchh kahta isse pahla maine kaha please uncle. To wo thoda naram hua. Usne kaha ki theek hai baith jao. Fir hum table ke samne hi rakhi kursi par baith gaye aur bag ko niche rakh diya. Thodi der hum sabhi chup rahe kareeb 5 minute ke baad usne poochha kaha jana hai tum dono ko. Sonu ne gaon ka naam bataya. Fir usne kaha ki are wahan se aane me to aadhe ghante se kam nahi lagenge aur itne kohre me to usse bhi zyada lag jaayenge. Tab mai ghbraane ka natak karte hue kahi ohoo tab to hume bahut der ho jaayegi. Tab usne kaha ki koi baat nahi tab tak tum dono yahin baitho. Maine halka sa muskurate hue kaha ki thank u uncle. Usne puchha beta kya naam hai tumhara.

Maine kaha Garima uncle. (maine dekha ki wo mujhse baat karne me kuchh dilchspi le raha tha.) fir maine jaanboojh kar baat ko aage badhaya. Aur kaha ki ye mera chota bhai hai sonu. To usne kaha ki achha to tum dono bhai-bahan ho. Is par sonu ne hanste hue kaha ki to kya uncle aap hum dono ko girlfriend aur boyfriend samajh rahe the. Ispar wo hansne laga aur kaha ki aaj kal ka kya bharosa hai log mauka padne par GF ko bhi bahan bata dete hain. Ispar hum tino hi hansne lage. Sonu ne poochha uncle aap kya karte hain yahan. To usne kaha mai babu hoon. Maine kaha ki aap raat me duty karte ho kya. To usne kaha haan kabhi-kabhi raat me duty karta hoon.

Sonu ne halka sa muskurate hue kaha ki aap akle bore nahi hote ho. Tab usne kaha nahi kya karoon naukri hai to karna padta hai. Achaanak sonu ne uske saamne se wo kitaab uthate hue kaha ye kaun si book hai dekhoon to. Intne me Uncle hadbada gaye magar jab tak wo kuchh karte sonu ne book utha lee thi. Jaise hi sonu ne book khola to dekha ki andar nangi ladke aur ladkiyon ki chudai karte hue photo thi. Sonu ne book dekhte hue kaha are waah uncke aap to badi achhi book padhte ho. Maine dekha ki uncle buri tarah Sharma gaye the. Aisa laga jaise unki chori pakad li gayi ho. Sonu jaanboojh kar badmaashi kar raha tha. Idhar mai bhi ek baar to uncle ka lund dekhkar aur ab wo book dekh kar dobara garam hone lagi thi. Maine sonu ko halka sa daante hue kaha ki sonu uncle ki book wapas karo. Ispar sonu ne sharart se aankh maarte hue bola uncle to nahi gussa kar rahe fir tumhe kyon gussa aa raha hai didi. Fir usne palat kar uncle se kaha ki uncle mai thodi der dekh loon.

To unhone hanste hue kaha ki are dekh lo beta(maine dekha ki ab uncle ko bhi maza aa raha tha.) unhone kaha ki tumhi logon ki to umra hai dekhne ki. ispar hum teeno hans diye. Tabhi sonu ne mujhe chidhate hue kaha are didi tum bhi dekh lo mai ghar par nahi bataunga. Aur ye kah kar book khol kar mujhe de di. Mai halka sa Sharma gay aur sonu ko thappad maarte hue kaha – sonu tum bahut badtameej hote ja rahe ho. Ispar uncle hanste hue mujhse bole are dekh lo beta yahi to umra hai ye sab dekhne ki aur itna achha bhai kahan milega jo ghar par bataiga bhi nahi. (uncle ab ek-dum khulkar baat karne lage the). Maine gussane ka natak karte hue book sonu ko dete hue kaha lo tumhi dekho mujhe nahi dekhna hai. Jis par wo dono hans diye. Maine sonu ke lowar ka agla hissa ubhre hue dekh liya tha mai samjh gayi thi ki uska land bhi khada ho raha hai. Udhar uncle ne bhi ek baar apna haath neeche le jakar apne land ko adjust kar rahe the. Idhar meri choot bhi geeli ho rahi thi. Sonu ne mujhe apne lund ki taraf dekhte hue dekh liya tha aur nigaah milne par hum dono muskura diye. Mai ek baar fir lund dekhana chaah rahi thi mai jaan rahi thi ki aaj mujhe do-do lund dekhne ka mauka hai.

Magar kaise dekhoon ye samajh me nahi aa raha tha. Hum logon ko baat karte 15 minute ho chuke the maine sonu se kaha ki mama ko phone kar poochho ki wo kab tak aayenge. Kyonki mai confirm hona chahti thi ki unko aane me kitna waqt lagega. Sonu ne phone kar mama se baat ki. fir phone rakh kar mujhse bola ki unhe aane me abhi aadhe ghante se zyada lag jaayenge kyonki jis bike se wo aa rahe the wo puncture ho gayi hai. Ab doosri bike lekar aayenge. Meri to mano jaise munh maangi muraad mil gayi ho. Mai khud bhi yahi chaah rahi thi ki unhe aane me der ho. Udhar ye sun kar uncle aur sonu dono k chehre bhi khil gaye the. Yaani ab hum tino hi maje lena chaah rahe the. Magar maine mayusi ka naatak karte hue kaha ki ohoo tab to bahut der ho jayegi. Ispar Uncle bole koi baat nahi tab tak aaram se yahan baitho aur baaten karo. Ab mera dimag me teji se soch raha tha ki kya Karen achaanak mere dimag me ek idea aaya.