Sister Bani Randi, Jab Thi Dulhandi – Part I

Dear iss readers, hello my name is arun me 12th medical ka student hu aur ye kahani tb ki hai jb me march me board exam de rha tha. Meri family me 4 log hai me, meri mom, mere dad aur meri dadi g. Hum sab rohtak(haryana) me bade se ghar me rehte hai. Humara ghar, aas pass k sabhi gharo se ucha hai. Meri mom govt teacher (and very strict) hai aur dad businessman.

Ok bina time waste kiye story pe aata hu. Me aur meri cousin sister ek hi school me 12th (medical) ki padai kr rhe the. Actually padai sirf wo kr rhi thi wo class ki topper thi aur me un baccho me tha jinka ye nhi pta hota ki pass honge ya nhi. Hum dono bro-sis to the hi bahut ache frnd bhi the aur almost sari cheeze share krte the. Arey bato bato me mein uske bare me btana to bhul hi gya. Uska naam loveleen hai jo iss story ki aur meri life ki heroine hai. Uski height 5’4″ aur figure 34-26-32 wo 18 saal ki thi. Rang bilkul gora aur eye,ear and nose of right size and at right place jise dekh kr koi bhi muth mar sakta hai. (arrey ruk jao dosto abhi lund pakad rhe ho baad me to chati phat jayegi)

This is a true life incident

15 march 2014 ko humara biology ka board exam tha aur 13 march ko (in the morning) meri dadi g bimar ho gyi aur unhe delhi aiims k emergency ward me admit kraya gya. Ye to aap jante hi hai ki jo bacha poore saal padai nhi krta uske liye exam holiday kitni important hoti hai. Jee ha mere parents delhi chale gye lekin me ghar pr akela tha aur believe me mein padai kr rha tha. Syam ko 5 baje door bell baji aur meine dekha kuch aisa ki sochne samajne ki shakti khatm ho gai. Gate pr loveleen thi my dream girl. Meine usse pucha ki yha kaise to usne btaya ki tau g ne (means mere papa ne) mere papa ko kha ki arun ghar pr akela hai to loveleen ko bhej do khana bna degi aur dono padai bhi kr lenge.

(Mein soch rha tha ki mere papa ne agar is tarah ka ek aur surprise de diya to paper dene ki jarurat hi nhi padegi i mean heart fail ho jayega. Aur wo keh rhi thi dono padai krenge ek cute ladki aur sexy ladka kabhi padai nhi kr sakte believe me. Lekin exam ka pressure the to meine padne ki ek asafal kosis ki)

Age ki baat me coversation form me bta rha hu kyonki age ki baat sirf hum dono ki hai. Ye mere liye btana aur apke liye smajna asan rahega. Loveleen girl hai isliye (g) aur apne liye boy ka (b) use krunga.

G – (with naughty smile) aaj badi padai ho rhi hai.
B – (aisa kbhi nhi ho skta ki humara padne ka mood ho aur hum padhle problems are must) meine use dekha. Actually ghoora aur padhne lg gya.

Usne remote uthaya aur movie dekhne lgi (wrong turn 4) usme ek insan ka blood nikal rha tha.Jb tv chalta ho to padai to hoti nhi hai.

B – ye khoon kharaba band kr. Ye me life me bas ek baar dekhna chata hu.
G – kb
B – virginity loose krte time
G – (wo ye sun sharma gyi,halka sa muskurai aur usne channel switch kr diya) acha tu virgin hai ye bta rha hai kya, me bhi virgin hu samja. Pehle tu bda shareef tha ab naughty ho gya hai.
B – pehle biology me reproduction ka chapter nhi tha to knowledge bhi nhi thi.

G – acha ab to biology me top krega
B – nhi nhi bas reproduction ka chapter aata hai wo bhi except female reproductive system.
G – wo kyu chod diya
B – smaj hi nhi aaya ajeeb se naam hai aur na kbhi practically dekha.
G – (wo sharma k boli) practically to shadi k baad hi smaj ayega. Bio k student ki imagination achi honi chaiye.
B – ha shadi k baad hi smaj ayega. Aajkal help hi kaun krta hai bhaiyo ki.
G – help matlab
B – acha itni shreef mat ban tu ladki hai mujhe practically nhi dikha sakti kis part ka kya naam hai.

G – noway (wo ek naughty smile k saat rasoi me chali gyi aur boli kitni roti bnau teri)
B – kitni bhi bna de mujhe bhook nhi hai me padai kr rha hu.
(wo 1 hour baad karib 8:30 pr mere liye khana lekr ayi)
G – le kha le matar paneer ki sabji bnai hai teri favourite
B – me padai kr rha hu (female reproductive system ka page khula hua tha)
G – me gai thi tb bhi yhi padh rha tha ayi hu tb bhi thi padh rha hai. Iss speed se to syllabus complete nhi hoga jnab.

B – me fail hounga tujhe kya mtlb
G – ek din me koi pass fail nhi hota. Poora saal padhta.
B – me ho jaunga ek din me pass don’t disturb
G – ok as your choice lekin khana to kha le
B – no