Behen Ka Loda – Part LVIII

Neeraj ne seela ko puri bat btayi aur aj rat ko vaha jayega ye bhi btaya. Seela “Are wah mere raja video bhi bana liya ab to vo teri gulam ho gyi aur aj naya sikar karne ka irada hai magar raja usko nind k dawa dekar kya hoga teri rani bhi to sath hogi na”. Neeraj “Are mene kuch socha hai usko sula kar uske maje lunga”. Seela “Chal hat sala tharki asa kabhi hota hai kya meri bat sun asa idea dungi k vo khud apni seal tujhse tudva legi”. Neeraj “Suchi asa hoga jaldi bata”. Seela bolne lagi aur neeraj bas gor se sab sunne laga uski ankho mai chamk aur lode mai kadk pan aane laga tha. Neeraj “Wah re meri seela tu to sali bahut dimag wali hai kya mst idea diya hai ab to maja aa jayega agar tina mujhe mil gyi na tera muh motiyo se bhar dunga”. Seela “Are bas re mere akbar badshah motiyo ko mar goli mere ko tu ek heere ki anguthi lade sala bada sok hai mujhe heera pehnne ka tu ladega na”.

Neeraj “Abe tera dimag khrab hai kya heera bahut mehnga hota hai is har mai he mera diwala nikal gya badi muskil se sale radhe se laya tha pese ab dobara kaha se lau”. Seela “Are tune btaya na vo seth bahut pese wala hai tera dost to maja kar raha hai tera bhi haq banta hai de dega”. Neeraj “Are nahi dega vo saf saf mana kiya hai usne”. Neeraj ki bat sunkar seela ko laga agar ye usse pese nahi layega to heera kese ayega to bas uske setani dimag ne apna kmal dikhaya aur seela ne pasa fenka. Seela ” Chal jane de mere nasib mai to heera nahi magar apne liye to pese ka jugad kar sakta hai na kyoki kuch dino mai asa mal tujhe dilvaungi tu sapne mai nahi soch sakta sale hrami”. Neeraj “Kesa mal rani mujhe thik se samjha to”. Seela “Are vo ******** colage hai na usme videsi ladkiya bhi padhti hai vaha ka chaprasi mera grahak hai vo bol raha tha UK ki kuch ladkiya apna khrcha chalane ko chudvati hai magar ase kothe pe nahi vo to unche leval ki randiya hai unko to hotel le jana hota hai”.

Neeraj “Suchi yaar angrej chori to bada maja deti hogi mera bhi kam patva na usse”. Seela “Are puri bat to sun unme kya maja vo to chud k ab dhili ho gyi hai ek new kali dilvati hu magar kharcha hoga usme”. Neeraj “New yani kachi kali hai kya puri bat bata na sali”. Seela “Ek 18 saal ki ladki new ayi hai usko thodi peso ki dikkat hai chaprasi bola agar koi uski help karde to vo fix uski rakhel ban jayegi aur apne sath aur bhi ladkiyo ki chudai us insan se karvayegi bol kya bolta hai”. Neeraj “Kya bat karti hai sali mere ko dilvade maja aa jayega”. Seela “Sale usko 6 lakh dene honge teri okat k bahar hai”. Neeraj “Itne pese pagal hai kya vo kya kregi itne peso ka”. Seela “Abe hrami tu thehra meri trah foot pathiya tere ko kya pata colage mai dakhila ase nahi milta lakho dene hote hai aur tu to kismat wala hai jo 6 lakh mai britis ladki vo bhi kunwari aur plus uske sath aur ladkiya free mil rahi hai”.

Neeraj “Bat to sahi hai magar itne pese kaha se lau”. Seela “Abe meri bat man tere dost ko bol vo lakar dega aur na kahe na to us budhe ko sab bata dene ki dhamki de tera kam ho jayega nahi to mere pas bahut grahk aate hai asa moka dobara nahi aata”. Neeraj “Nahi nahi tu kisi se bat mat karna mai kal he radhe k pas jaunga tu bas kal rat tak rukja”. Seela apne maksad mai kamyab ho gyi thi neeraj kuch der vaha ruka aur phir chala gya. Dosto seela ka to kam yahi hai ki logo ko behlana apna srir bech kar pesa kmana magar neeraj kunwari chut k chakkar mai ab kaha tak burai k daldal mai jata hai ye to waqt aane pe pata chal jayega apse meri gujaris hai pls aap asi aurto k chakkar mai apni life khrab na karna chalo bahut gyan de diya ab agea ki kahani dekho. Vaha se nikal kar neeraj ne radhe ko fon kar diya ki usko kal jruri bat karni hai isliye subah vo aa raha hai usko vahi mil jana jaha vo hamesha milte hai.

Dopehar ko roma apni dost tina k yaha chali gyi thi aur uski maa ko bata diya ki vo akeli hai to tina ko uske sath rat ghar bhej de magar tina ki maa ne kaha tum yahi ruk jao dono vaha akeli kya krogi to roma ne pdhai ka bhana bana diya aur jhut mut keh diya ki ghar mai kimti gehne pade hai rat ko vaha koi na hoga to chori hone ka daar hai to tina ki maa man gyi. Dosto rat k kreeb 9 baje tina aur roma kamre mai bethi bate kar rahi thi. Tina “Yaar roma tu mujhe apni dost bolti to hai magar manti nahi”. Roma “Are yaar kya bat kar rahi ho tu to meri sabse best frd hai”. Tina “Nahi ye sab bolne ki bat hai agar asa hota to tu mujhse jhut nahi bolti pichle kai dino se tu pata nahi kis se milne jati hai school bhi kai bar tune miss kiya uske liye”. Roma “Are yaar ab tu naraj mat ho mai sab btati hu bas khus”.