Hotel Me Chudai

Aaj mai aaplogo ko ek asli ghatna sunane wala hoon. Eh ghatna mere jindagee ki bahut hi sukhad ghatna hai. Pichle saal mai Udaipur me Hotel Shikarbadi ruka hua tha. Eh hotel ek sunsan jagah par bahut alishan tarike se banaya hua hai aur is hotel ke charo taraf kahi jungle bhi hai. Us din sham ko thori halki bunda bundee hue thee aur isliye mausam suhana tha.

Mai hotel ke swimming pool me nahane ke liye gaya hua tha. Maine isliye apne kapare utar karke swimming costum pahan kar ek bara peg Bloody Mary leke swimming pool par pahunch gaya.
Maine swimming pool par ja karke pahale apna drink ek table par rakha aur phir swimming pool me dubkee lagaya aur halke halke stroke ke sath tairne laga. Thori der tairne ke bad maine ek bahut khoobsurat aurat ko, jiskee umar andajan kareeb 25-26 rahi hogi, swimming pool ke taraf aate dekha. Us aurat ke hath me ek English ki kitab thi. Thori der tak tairne ke bad mai pool se bahar nikal kar apne table par aake baith gaya aur apna drink me chuskee lagane laga. Wo aurat bhi mere table ke pas baithee apni kitab par rahi thee.

Mai us aurat ki khoobsurtee se baut hi prabhabit ho gaya tha aur ankhe phar phar kar usko dekh raha tha. Wo aurat ek jeans aur tops pahanee huee thee. Uske jeans aur top itna tight tha ki uske har ang bahar jhalak raha tha. Mai apne drink se ek lumba ghoont liya aur phir se pool ke taraf barh gaya. Lekin jane se pahale maine us aurat ko ek bar phir se ghoor kar dekha. Mai pool par jake chalang lagaya aur tairne laga.
Tairte samay mai bar bar us aurat ko dekh raha tha aur thori der ke dekha wo aurat bhi mijhe dekh rahi hai aur halke halke muskura rahi hai. Mai bhi tab usko dekh kar muskura diya aur pool se bahar aakar uske pas jakar usko halke se “Hello” bola.

Wo bhi jabab me “Hello” boli aur phir dhire se boli, “aap bahut achha tairna jante hain aur aapka badan bhi kafee gatheela hai.” Mai dhire se usko “Thanks” bola aur apne aap ko usse parichaya karaya. Usme bhi tab apna parichaya diya aur boli, “mera naam Punam hai aur wo apne pati ke sath Udaipur aayee hui hai. Is samay uskaa pati Zawar mines, jo ki Udaipur se kareeb 50 km door hai, apne karobar ke silsile me gaye hue hain.

Wo apne kamare me akele baith baith kar bahut bore ho chuki hai aur isiliye wo issamay swimming pool ke kinare baithee huee hai.” Maine usse pucha “aap kya pina pasand karengee?” Wo palat kar mujhse puchee, “mai kya pee raha hoon?” Maine bola, “mai Bloody Merry pee raha hoon” to Punam boli, “wo bhi Bloody Merry le legi.” Mai tab jakar do Bloody Merry ka order de diya.
Achanak ek waiter cordless phone lekarke humlogon ke pas daura aya aur bola, “madam aapka phone hai.” Punam ne phone waiter se lekarke phone par baten karne lagee.

Achanak uskee awaj badal gayee aur phone par bol rahi thee, “Oh God! Oh God! Haan! Ok! Nahee! Mai bilkul theek hoon! Haan! Mai hotel me hi rahungee!” aur phir usne phone kat diya. Punam ke chehere par pareshanii mujhe saf saf dikhlai de rahee thee. Maine Punam se pucha, “kya hua?” Punam boli, “road me ek tanker ka accident ho gaya hai aur isliye police ne road block kar diya hai. Jab tak road block khatam na hoga, koi gari aa ya jaa nahi sakegee aur eh road block kal subah tak hi saf hoga.” Phir kuch ruk kar Punam boli, “ab mere pati kal subah tak hi aa payenge.” Eh sun kar mai Bhagawan ko lakh lakh shukriya bola, kyunkee eh mere liye ek bahut sunahara avsar tha.

Mai tab Punam ko santawna dete hue bola, “aare Punamji aap mat ghabaraiye. Apke pati bilkul theek hain aur kal subah wo sahi salamat laut ainge. ” Tab Punam dhire se boli, “mujhe apne pati se jyada mujhe apne liye fikar hai. Ab pure din bhar ke liye is hotel me kaid ho gayee.” Tab mai muskura kar bola, “ab jyada fikar mat kariye. Mai aapko wada karta hoon ki aap bore nahi honge.” Tab Punam ne hanste hue mujhese pucha, “aap kaise mujhe bore nahi hone denge?”
Tab maine Punam se bola.

“mai aapko acchhe acchhe kisse sunaunga, joke sunauga, aur iske alwa aap jo bhi kahengee mai wo bhi karunga.” Tabtak waiter humlogon ke liye drinks le aaya aur maine Punam ko ek glass Bloddy Merry pakra diya. Punam ne bari ada se mere se Blody Mery mere hathon se liya aur phir muskura karke “thanks” boli, Phir maine bhi apna gilas utha liya aur Punam se bola, “cheers.” Tab Punam bhi mujhse bili, “cheers tumhare gathila badan ke liye.” Jab Punam ne mere badan ke liye comment kiya to maine bola, “nahi Punam dear! Tub to kisi bhi Film Actress se bahut jyada sundar ho.

Tumhari sharer bhi to bilkul tarasha hua hau.” Mere baton ko sunkar Punam bahut jhemp gayee aur phir Sharma kar boli, “dhut, tum bahut hi shaitan ho.” Humlogon ne apna apna drinks me chuski lagate rahe aur baten karte rahe. Humlog aise baten kar rahe the ki jaise humlogon ka janpahachan bahut purani hai. Punam mujhse mere personal life ke bare me kuch sawal kee aur apni jindagee ke bahut sari baten mujhse boli. Punam to inhatak boli ki uski pati “Gujju Gaandu!” aur sex se jayada lagab nahi rakhta. Mai Punam ki baton ko sunkar bahut hi hairan ho gaya.
Punam mujhse mere love life ke bare me bhi kuch sawal kiya. Maine Punam se bola, “mai sex aur auraton ko bahut chahata hoon aur mai sex ka pujaree hoon. Mujhe bistar par auraton ke sath tarah tarah ke experiment karne me bahut maza aata hai.” Mere baton ko sun kar Punam kuch der tak chup chap baithee rahee. Aisa lag raha tha ki wo kuch gahari soch me ho. Humlogon ne ek ek glass aur Bloddy Mery pia aur tabhi eka ek joron ki barish shuru ho gayee. Swimming pool ke aspas koi sar chupane ki jagah nahi thee aur isliye humdono kamare ke taraf bhage.