Meri Anarkali – Part II

Fir maine berolin ki tube uthayi aur uska dhakkan khol kar useki tip anarkali ki gaand ke chhed me thodi si fasa kar aadhi tube andar khali kardi, anarkali thoda sa kunmunate hue boli “ohh.. kya kar rahe ho gudgudi hoti hai” main “bas ho gaya meri jaan” ab maine apne land par bhi cream lagayi aur pane land ka supada uski gaand ke khulte band hote chhed par tika diya aur anarkali shayd hanumaan chalisa padhne lagi, maine dhire se ek dhakka lagaya par land andar jaane ki bajaye fisal gaya aur ek do dhakke aur lagaye par land kabhi upar fisal jata aur kabhi niche wale chhed me ghus jata par gaand ke andar nahi gaya , main ab tak 10-15 ladkiyon aur auraton ki gaand maar chuka hoon par pehle kabhi aisa nahi hua chalo pehle dhakke me to land gaand ke andar nahi jata par aisa kya jaadu hai anarkali ki gaand me ki wo land ko andar nahi jane de rahi.

Mana ki uski gaand ki mori bahut tight thi kori aur anchudi thi par aisa kya tha ki mera pura land khada hone ke bavjud bhi andar nahi ja raha tha, anarkali meri halat par hase ja rahi thi aur fir boli “kya hua mere shehjade prem ?” “w.. wo..” main to kuch bolne ki halat me hi nahi tha to maine ek dhakka aur lagaya par wahi dhak ke teen paat, to fir anarkali boli “chalo ab ek baar aur koshish karo” is baar jese hi maine uski gaand ke chhed par apna land tika kar ek jor ka dhakka mara to kamal hi ho gaya mera land 4″ tak ghach se uski gaand me ghus gaya, anarkali ki dard ke maare bhayankar chikh nikal gayi “uiiii ii.. maa.. haye.. mar.. gayiii..!” aur wo chikhte hue jhatke ke sath pet ke bal gir padi aur main uske upar aur jese hi main gira mera baaki ka land bhi andar ghus gaya, uski aankho se aansu nikal rahe the aur main chupchap uske upar pada raha.

Aur koi 5-7 mint ke baad wo boli “koi aise bhi gaand maari jaati hai maine apko bataya tha ki meri gaand abhi kori hai pyaar se karna par aap to apne maje ke liye ladki ko maar hi dalte ho!” “ohh mujhe maaf kardo meri raani mujhse galati ho gayi sorry please!” maine uske galon ko chumte hue kaha aur ab tak wo samanye ho gayi thi, “ab daal hi diya hai to chalo apna kanta nikal hi lo aur loot lo is sawarg ke dusre darwaje ka maja bhi” anarkali boli! maine dhiree dhire dhakke lagana chalu kar diya par sambhal kar, main “anar ek baat samajh nahi aayi?” anar “wo kya?” main “pehle gaand ke andar kyo nahi ja raha tha par jab tumne kaha tab kese chala gaya?” to wo boli “asal me maine jada samjhdari dikhayi aur tumhe thoda tadfane ke liye maine apni gaand andar se bhinch li thi aur tel aur chiknayi lagi hone ke karan land idhar udhar fisal raha tha par jab maine tumhe dhakka lagane ko kaha us wakt maine apni mori dhili chhod kar bahar ki aur jor lagaya tha.

Par mujhe kya pata tha ki tum to nire anadi hi nikloge jese kabhi gaand maari hi naho aur gaand raani ki mahima jante hi nahi!” main “ohh.. maaf kar do guru ji ab galati nahi hogi tumse gaand marna sikh lunga par wese ek baat batao tumhe ye gyan bhi madhu ne hi diya ha kya?” anar “nahi ye gyan to jab main aur didi pichhale raviwaar aashram gaye the waha guru mata ji ne diya tha” ab mere dimag me sab kuch samaj aa gaya ki adhakchare gyan ka kitna bada nuksan hota hai aur isi liye guru ji kehte hai ki gyan patar ko hi dena cahiye!, anarkali ab fir kutiya style me aa gayi thi aur main dhakke maar raha tha, uski gaand ek dam rawa ho gayi thi land pura andar bahar ho raha tha aur anarkali ko bhi maja aane laga tha kyoki jab mera land bahar aata to wo use andar ki aur khichti aur jab andar ghusta to bahar ki aur jor lagati aue wo bhi “ah ah ui ui uiii aahh.. wah meer raja.. mehe shehjade aur jor se.. ahh.. aahhh.. uii.. maa.. aaahhh.” karti ja rahi thi.

Aur mere annad ka to parawar hi nahi tha maine madhu ke alawa kai ladkiyon aur auraton ke gaand maari hai par sabse khubsurat aur kasi hui gaand to sirf anarkali ki hi thi rajni (madhu ki cousin) aur sudha se bhi jada!, gaand ka maja lete hame koi 20 mint ho gaye the is beech main uski chut me bhi ungali karta raha aur uske santare bhi bhichta raha jisse wo do baar jhad chuki thi, ab mera bhi nikalne wala tha to maine anarkali ki kamar ko dono hatho se pakad kar antim jhatke lagana shuru kar diya, maine anarkali se kaha “hindustan aazad hone wala hai meri jaan!” to wo boli “koi baat nahi main bhi kinare par hoon” aur ek mithi siskari ke sath mere land ke pichkariyan chhodni shuru kar di aur anarkali ki gaand mere variye se labalab bhar gayi aur mera tann mann aatma sab andar se sarabor ho gaye, hum dono ne ek baar fir bathroom ne jakar safayi ki aur nange hi bed par ket gaye anarkali meri god me sar rakhe mere land ki aur muh kiye leti thi.