Bus Me Item Bomb

Muje jab ahmedabad se puna kam ke silsile me jana tha tab mene ek travels me AC ki sleeper book kar di…shayad 14 ghante ka rasta tha…Train me booking nahi ho paya tha…kyun ki diwali ki season jo thi…to muje bus me ticket book karni padi…

Vaise bus to bahut hi badhiya thi or 2X1 thi lekin muje jab seat mili tab sirf ek hi 2 size ka sofa khali tha…To mujse 500 rupya jyada liya or bola ki agar koi mil gaya to apko 500 vapis kar denge varna apko hi 500 jyada bharna padega….

Mere pas koi chara nahi tha…me already 3 travels me poo6 chuka tha lekin sab packed thi to maine bhi mazboori me ha bol di….

Ahmedabad se baithne ke bad me sleeper me set huwa or night ka journey hone ki vajah se me thoda music laga ke thodi der time pass karne laga…

Bus karib ahmedabad se bahiri ilake me pahuchi thi to vaha pe ruki…mere cabin me dastak hui to maine cabin kholi or paya ki cleaner ek lady ko leke aya tha or muje bola ki inko apki baju vali seat di hai…Mere to ashcharya ka thikana nahi raha….cleaner ne tabhi muje mere 500 vapis kar diya…or has ke chala gaya…Mene us aurat ko window side jane diya….

Usne apna thoda saman idhar udhar kiya or phir pith ko tika ke baith gayi…ab usko maine dhyan se dekha to wo khoobsurat thi…umar karib 35 sal ke baju me hogi or rang medium…hoth pink rang ki lipstick se saje huye or stan mandal bhi akarshak karib 36 ki size ka…kamar pe thodi fat thi jo ki lekin fir bhi kamar 30 se jyada nahi hogi…Hips bhi bade dikh rahe the koi 36-38 ke honge…uske badan se ladies perfume ki smale a rahi thi jo hamari cabin ko sugandhit bana rahi thi…

Usne bus me set hone ke bad mujse poo6a ki apko kaha jana hai…?
Mai : Ji, muje puna tak or apko ?
Wo boli : Muje bhi puna hi jana hai…
Mai : Kya ap waha ki hi rehnewali hai?

Wo : Nahi…me actually idhar ahmedabad hi rehti hu leki waha meri chacheri bahan ki sadi hai or diwali vacation bhi to waha ja rahi hu…or ap?
Mai : Ji me ek pvt. com me job karta hu or kam ke silsile me hi puna ja raha hu….
Wo boli : Ok, …
Mai : Madam apka perfume bada hi a6a hai…poori cabin sughandhit ho gayi…
Wo (Smile deke) : Thanks…Lekin apka perfume bhi kam nahi..
Mai : Oh..wo to me AXE use karta hu or AP?

Wo : Me DOVE ladies perfume…
Mai : Woowwww…..
Wo : Kyun apne Woooowwwww kaha ?
Mai : Kyun ki iski smele or apka taste dono hi bahut badhiya hai…
to wo sharma gayi….
maine fir use poo6a : Kya apke patidev nahi ja rahe sadi me ?

Wo : Ji wo to jab sadi hogi tab do din pahle ayenge or bachhe bhi school ki vajah se sadi ke time hi ayenge…or meri bahan ki sadi hai to kam-kaj karne ke liye muje thoda jaldi jana pade waisa tha…
Mai : Oh…to apke bache apke bina kaise rahenge ?
Wo : Kyun nahi reh sakte ? Meri ladki ab 15 sal ki hai or wo aram se ghar sambhal sakti hai..
Mai : Kya ? apki itni badi beti hai ? Apki umar dekh ke lagta nahi ki apki itni badi beti hongi…
Wo sharma gayi…ap bhi…me itni bhi jawan nahi…ap meri juthi tarif kar rahe hai..

Mai : Nahi madam ji…sach me ap 25-27 se jyada nahi dikhti..
Wo : Dhat…kahali makhkhan mat lagaiye..muje bhi malum padta hai sab…
Mai : Nahi madam ji sach me…Muje yakin hi nahi ho raha…
Wo : Chhodiye wo sab…lekin ap bataiye ki ap kya karte ho ahmedabad me…?
Mai : Ji me ek Pharma company me hu or Relationship executive hu….Muje kai bar customer ke yaha mahine me ekad bar jana padta hai…Feedback lane or nai product ke bare mee jankari dene ke liye..

Wo : ohh…bahut a6a job hai apka…kya apki sadi ho gai hai?
Mai : Nahi ji…abhi to me sirf 23 sal ka hu..agle 3-4 sal tak to koi irada nahi…jab set ho jaunga to karunga… lekin madam ji hum ne itni bat ke bad bhi ek dusre ke name nahi jante ….kya me apka name jan sakta hu ?
Wo : Ji mai Bina or apka name ?
Mai : Ji me Rohit…

Bina : Rohit…tum muje madam ji – madam ji mat bulaya karo…me koi madam nahi…simple housewife hu…Tum sirf muje bhabhi ya bina bologe to bhi chalega….
Mai : Thik hai bhabhi…

Or fir idhar-udhar ki bate kar ke hum sone ki taiyari karne lage…or ekdusre ko Goodni8 bol ke so gaye…Maine dekha ki bhabhi bhi ulti or pith kar ke so gai…mai sidh soya huwa tha…

Thodi der yani adha ghanta huwa lekin muje bhabhi ki gand dekh ke nind nahi a rahi thi…bhabhi thodi nind me hogi kyun ki wo hil nahi rahi thi…Meri height jyada thi to mere pair samne takra jate the to maine apne pairo ko moda or bhabhi ki pith ki taraf munh rakh ke so gaya jis se mere ghutne bhabhi ki gand se touch ho gaye or muje pichhe se bhabhi ke gahre gale ke blouse se uski pith dikhne lagi…mera 8 inch ka lund pant me tambu banane laga…mere badan me ek kampari 6ut gayi or utejna se mera badan kampane laga….