Mere Pahle Sukh Ki Kahani

Or sath hi unke bhai ko unhone kaha ki bazaar se kuch saman bhi lete aana or ek list di, Tab tak wo bhi kam karke free ho jayengi, or mujhse kaha ki aap thodi der bathiye phir mera bhai bhi apke sath saman chod dega, main to man-hi-man khush ho gaya, ki kuch pal aunty ke sath gujarunga, lagbhag 15-minit ke bad wo chaye bana ke le aayi, or mere samne bith ke mere sath chaye pine lagi, or mujhse mere bare me puchne lagi, ki kya karta hu, gahr me koun-koun hai, maine bhi unke bare me pucha, to unhone bataya ki ham isi sahar ke hain, par unke husband ko office door padta hai, isliye apna ghar chod kar yahan factory ke qtr me rahne aaye hain, dhire-dhire wo mujhme dilchaspi lene lagi, or unhone mere bare me puchna shuru kiya, tumhari padhai kahan tak hui hai, or kitne dost hain, phir tumhari ladkiya dost kitna hain, jab ye sawal aaya to ( mere man ne kaha ki sach bata de ki teri koi gf nahi hai, Jyada se jyada ye ghas nahi dalegi, to) maine kaha ki mujhe koi pasand hi nahi karti, unhe yakin hi nahi hua, to boli tum jhuth bol rahe ho, maine kaha aap ab yahi rahne aa gayi hain to mohalle me apko pata chal hi jayega ki kiska kiske sath affair hai.

To kuch soch kar wo boli ki- kyu, maine kaha main no to sunder hu, na hi kuch khash hai mujhme, bhala koi kyu mujhse dosti karega. To wo boli- kya kami hai aapme, smart ho, or kya chahiye, maine kaha- aap pahli aise hain jisne mujhe smart kaha hain, warna main to ladkiyon ko kabhi pasand aaya hi nahi..lagta hai aap mera man rakhne ke liye jhuth bol rahi hain, to wo boli-nahi main sach bol rahi hu, aap sahi me smart ho.. mere muh se nikal gaya “khao meri kasam. To wo boli apki kasam, phir maine kaha ki mere sar par hath rakh kar kasam khao, to wo uth kar mere pass aayi or mere sar par hath rakh kar boli. Main sach kah rahi hu aap bahut smart ho, phir maine kaha achcha apne sar par hath rakh kar kasam khao ki sach bol rahi ho, to usne apne sar par hath rah kar kasam khai ki wo sach bol rahi hai, tab mujhe laga ki shayad meri kismet me bhi ladki dost ho sakti hai, or main man-hi-man khush ho gaya, par aaj tak meri koi ladki dost nahi thi to yakin karna jara mushkil tha, phir main bola dekhte hain ki apki bato me kitna dam hai, or kon mujhe pasand karta hai, to wo boli- bas dekhne wali najar chahiye. Kabhi aisa bhi to hota hi ki koi hame pasand karta hai or hame pata hi nahi hota hai.

Maine kaha aisa koi nahi hai, to wo boli tumne gour nahi kiya hoga. Or phir boli koi kab se tumhari tariff kar raha hai or ek tum ho ki kuch samajhte hi nahi, tab jakar mujhe ye ahsas hua ki wo khud apne muh se meri tariff kar rahi hai or ek main anadi kuch samajh hi nahi raha hu, phir mian badi himmat karke bola- kya aap mujhse dosti karengi, (inta bolne me mujhe pasina aa gaya. ) , wo boli main to kal se hi tumhe apna dost man chuki hu, or ek tum ho ki kuch samjhte hi nahi. Phir mujhme thodi himmat aayi or maine darte-darte uska hath pakad kar thanku kaha, wo naram-naram hath kya batau main to upar-se-niche tak hil gaya. Jab hath pakad hi liya to usne thodi kishish ki hath chudane ki, par maine bhi kas kar pakad kar rakha tha, or bola aap bahut sunder ho, or main kal rat se soch raha tha ki apse kaise mulakat ho. To ye sun kar wo khush ho gai ki main bhi use milna chahta tha. Or main uska hath dabate bhi ja raha tha. Or wo kuch nahi bol rahi thi, meri or himmat badhi, to manie uske hath ko kiss kar liya or wo Sharma gayi, boli chodo koi dekh lega. Phir maine uske gale me hath dal diya, or usko apne karib le aaya, or uske gal par ek kiss kiya, to wo mujhse baithe-baithe lipat gayi. Jisse uske chote-chote chuche mere sine se lag-gaye. Or main unhe pakadhne ke liye betab ho gaya, par phir mujhe laga ki jyada lalach thik nahi.itne me wo boli chodo na koi aa jayega darwaja khula hai.

To maine kaha ki ek bar gale lag jao to chod dunga, wo khadi hui or mere gale lagi, main to dhanya ho gaya ki koi ladki/ ledies mere gale lagi hai. Wo uske chote-chote chuche jab mere sine se lage to main to jannat me pahuch gaya. Or mujhse raha nahi gaya, or maine aage kuch soch hi raha tha ki itne me gadi ki awaz aayi, to ham dono alag-alag hokar dur baith gaye. Dekha to uska bhai aaya hua tha, mujhe gussa to aa raha tha ki kahan se kabab me haddi aa gaya, par uska ghar koi bhi aaye main to naya-naya mehman bana tha. To sahib phir main uske bhai ke sath mandir ka saman chodne chala gaya or phir wahi se collage chala gaya, par us din padhai me man kahan lag raha tha. To phir canteen me jakar baith gaya, jab dost aaye to unke sath ghar aa gaya.