Meri Aatmkatha

Aur itne mein mera class teacher vahan moot ne aa gaya, Hum ne phata phat apni apni nunni undar ki aur apni apni class ki aur jane ke liye toilet se nikale hi the ki pass ke girls toilet mein se Dimple didi aur meri English teacher Sangeeta madam bahar aayi aur meri aur dimple ki najrein mili to Dimple didi thoda sa muskarayi, mein bhi halka sa musku raya aur Sharma ke aankhe niche kar ke class ki aur Sangeeta madam se aage dod pada.

Pahala lecture English ka tha mein last bench par baith ta tha. English ki teacher Sangeeta madam ka lecture tha. Dostoon mast maal thi Sangeeta. Badi badi chochiyaan aur mast nikali hu gaand dikha kar black board par likh rahi thi. Meri nunni jo aadhi tight thi Sangeeta madam ki mast gaand dekh kar puri tarah se tan gayi. Meri phir se half paint mein tambu ban ne karan gaand pahati.(kyonki mein half paint ke andar underwear nahin pahan ta tha). Aur chup chap padaayi mein dimag lagane laga. Sangeeta madam ki aadat thi ki vo padate padate kisi ko bhi khada kar deti thi aur sawal puchne lagti hai. Mein sooch hi raha tha ki saali mujhe nahi khada kare, par usne mujhe hi khada kiya aur kuch grammar ka puchne lagi.

Mein kuch jawab de raha tha ki meine dekha Sangeeta Madam meri tambu bani hui half paint ki taraf dekh rahi thi. Meine ghabra kar apna School bag aage rakh diya aur jo samajh mein aaya jawab de diya. Sangeeta madam ne mujhe class ke bahar khada kar diya. Phir lecture khatam hote hi vo bahar nikali aur boli interval mein mere cabin aakar milo tumse baat karni hai. Meri gaand phati aur meri nunni sikud kar mumphali ke dane jitni ho gayi, Mein phati gaand se class mein baitha tha aur phir interval huaa. Mein Phati gaand mein Sangeeta madam ke cabin knock karke andar ghusa. Ghuste hi door closer se darwaja automatic band ho gaya. Madam apni seat par baithi thi aur mein unke samne khada tha. Madam mujh se boli tumhara man paadyi mein kyon nahi lagta, physically class mein present rahte ho aur mentally absent, kahan dimag rahata hai tumhara?

Mein : Kahin nahin madam bas class mein hi dimag rahta hai.
Madam : To phir jab tum se question puchti hoon to jawab kyon nahi milta?
Mein : Madam vo vo vo…. Vo mein …

Madam : Kya vo vo laga rakha hai. Sahi sahi bataoo kya sonchte rahte ho?
Mein : Madam Kuch nahi mein to bas lecture par dhayan deta hoon.
Madam : Jhoot mat bolo meine apni aankho se tumhari half paint ko phula hua dekha tha. Padayyi mein dimag hota to chaddi nahi phoolti tumhari. Ab bolo kya sonch rahe the ? Nahin to tumhare parents school bulwati hoon.

Meri to Gaand phat gayi bhagwan yaad aa gaye aur bola, Madam kuch nahi soonch raha tha bas susu aa rahi thi isliye nunni tight ho gayi thi.
Madam : Bhosdike jooth bolta hai. Class shuru hone ke pahale hi to moot kar aaya tha. Bol aaya tha ki nahin?
Mein : Ghabra kar aur madam ke munh se gaali sun kar aashcharya se bola ji madam aaya tha.

Madam : Gandu to phir teri nunni susu ke karan nahin, bata kis karan khadi ho gayi. Bol nahin to tere parents ko bulwana padega.
Meri phir gaand phati aur kato to khoon nahin aisi halat mein khada, unke samne rone laga.

Madam: Ab ro kyon raha hai chutiye, nunni kyon khadi hui sach bata?
Mein: Rote hue madam aap marogi to nahi ?
Madam : Saach bolega to nahin marongi aur tujhe chodd bhi dungi.

Mein: Madam aaj jab bas se school aa raha tha to bas mein bhid ki vajaha se hum sab bacche chipak kar khade hue the. Mere piche Dimple didi 12th class wali khadi thi aur mere putthe unke putthon se chipake hue the. Bas isliye meri nunni khadi ho gayi thi aur baithne ka naam bhi nahin le rahi thi. Nunni ko bithane ke liye hi mein Bathroom bhi gaya tha par Madam meri bathroom bhi nahin nikali, aur mein aise hi class mein aa gaya.

Rote rote meine saari baat Sangeeta Madam ko bata di.

Madam : Hanste hue boli teri umar abhi 11 saal hai aur nunni khadi hone lagi hai. Achha bata teri nunni khadi hoti hai to phir use kaise bitha ta hai?
Mein : Rote hue bola Madam ek baar khadi ho jaati hai to phir mein use nahin bitha pata hoon vo to apne aap hi baith ti hai. Susu karne ki bhi koshish karta hoon magar susu nikalti hi nahi hai.

Madam : Hanste hu chaal ab rona band kar mein tujhe bata ti hoon ki kaise khadi nunni ko bithate hai. Chal teri nunni bahar nikal.
Mein : Ghabra kar bola nahi nahi Madam meri nunni to abhi thik hai baithi huii hi hai.

Madam : Bhosdike teri gaand mein teri nunni bhar dungi, chaal bahar nikal aur mujhe mere belt se pakad kar pass mein khich liya.

Phir madam ne mera belt khola aur meri chaddi niche kar di, mein andar underwear nahin pahenta tha aur meri ek dam sikudi hui 1 inch ki nunni madam ke samne thi. Madam hansi aur boli itni choti si nunni hai teri aur Dimple ki gaand se gaand milata hai sale, aur phir meri nunni ko sahlane lagi. Mein mare sharam ke chup chap khada tha aur apni nunni ko sahalwa raha tha.