Ho Zo Bo Ro Lo Ami Ar Ma

Chowdhury shaheb amader dujoner hat niye dujoner hat e diye bollen, ‘ladies and gentlemen, please welcome and congratulate Payel and Babu, as they are going to get married’, sobai eksathe tali diye uthlo, sobai congratulate korte thaklo, keu keu kache ese gal gal e chumu kheye gelo, ami ekhono thik bujhe uthte parchina, ma’r dike egiye giye ma’er buke jhapiye porlam, khushi te kanna kore uthlam, amar shouvaggo ke bisshash korte parchilam na, ekebare Chowdhury family’r bou! Babu elo amar kache, amar sathe handshake korlo, bollo,

congratulations, jar sathe amar biye hobe takei amar ekhane sobcheye nonsignificant mone hocchilo. Tarporo ami heshe babu keo congratulate korlam. Aro kichukhon kotha holo, ektu pore Nagmoni babu elen, bollen, ‘ki surprised?’ ami bollam, ‘ji, tato botei’, uni bollen, ‘happy?’, ami matha jhakiye ha bollam, uni bollen, ‘amake thanks dibe na?’ ami chot kore unar dike takalam, bujhlam je eta unar ar Chowdhury’r joint decision, so that Chowdhury ma’ke bichanai nite pare ar Nagmoni amake. Ami aschorjo hoye gelam eder gameplan dekhe, eder kache eder shontan o ekta business commodity or I should rather say a tool for availing sexual pleasure.

But jeta bujhlam na, seta holo je amader dujon ke motamuti unara chailei vog korte parten but er jonno chele’r sathe amake biye diye erokom permanent relation gorar ki dorkar chilo! Etar answer ami onek pore pai, answer tar modda kotha holo, amra ma meye tader kache khubi akorshok ekta package and jotoi manush upore uthe jai, tokhon sob kichur moddhe tara nijerai ekta nishiddho relation toiri kore, jate sexual pleasure ta aro intense hoi. Jai hok, ami unar dike ekta slut er hashi diye bollam, ‘ba re, etokhon dhore ki thanks dei ni?’ uni bollen, ‘eto thanks debar shuru, ami to tomar kache theke sara jibon thanks pete chai.. ha ha ha..’, ami pod nachiye unar kache theke sore aste aste bollam, ‘ji na, oti r hocche na’ eta mukhe bolleo uni khub valo moto bujhlen je, shudhu oitai hobe..

Party’r shesh hobar agei amader biyer sob planning hoye gelo, thik holo je 1 month porei amader biye hobe.

Biyer preparation cholte thaklo, ami regularly office jetam, Chowdhury shaheb emni amake ekdin daklen, ami unake sir bolate uni amake dhomok diye bollen je r sir na, unake baba dakte, amio unake baba daka shuru korlam, amar alada room holo, gari deya holo, promotion diye amake director banana holo, ratarate sob change hoye gelo, colleague ra ekhon amake voi kore chole, MD’r chele’r bou bole kotha. Babu’r sathe majhe majhe kothabarta hoto, but surprisingly, o kono somoy amar sathe date korte chaitona, emon ki kiss o kortona, idaning ekta bidheshi fruits company’r local exclusive dealership niyeche, imported fruits distribution kore. Nagmoni babu ke ekdin or babsha niye jiggesh korechilam, uni heshe bolechilen, o hocche amader ekmatro warish, or kaj I hocche, bivinno dhoroner erokom experiment kore taka urano.. amio unar sathe heshechilam, jiggesh korlam, ar amar sathe to o kichu korena, uni bolechilen, ogulo amra dekhbo, bole amar pod e alto kore ekta chapor diyechilen… amio khil khil kore heshe uthechilam.

Evabei ek mash pore moha dhum dham e amader biye hoye gelo, biyer ratei babu, ekdom mod kheye tal hoye ghore dhuklo, esei amar saari komor porjonto tule dilo, paijama ta khule fello, dekhi majhari size er ekta durbol bara adho uchiye ache, amar gud er mukhe bara ta niye kotokhon dhokanor try kortei kortei bechara ah ah awaz korte korte amar gud er uporei mal out kore dilo, ar tarporei jeno kichu hoi ni, emon vabe, amar pashe shuyei nak deke ghumano shuru korlo, ami koyekbar daklam but or ghum ekebare kumvo korner moto, konovabei oke jagano gelo na, and unfortunately or fortunately, that was the last se amar sathe sexual kichu korte esechilo, ami pore jante pari je o drugs addicted and or sexually almost impotent.

Edike Nagmoni aste aste aro aggressive hote shuru korlo, office e prayoshoi tar room e dake, tar table er eta ota file ber kore dite bole, ami pashe gelei khelacchole amar pod e hat buliye diten, amio e dhoroner halka patla bapargulo prosroy ditam. Sujog pelei ami unake jhuke amar bishal mai er khaj dekhatam. Eka thaklei uni amake nongra kotha ba khisti korten, ekta example dei, sedin ekta shiffon er saari pore giyechi unar room e, sobi ekdom khola mela, ami unar room e dhuke ghure dorja ta lagiye dielam:

Nagmoni: Uff Payel, tomar pod khana aaj ja lagche na!
Ami: Uff, Sir, sokal sokal shuru kore dilen, na?

Nagmoni: (Khatash er moto heshe), Ki korbo go? Sokal sokal erokom pod er nachon dekhale ki r mukh buje thaka jai? Ar shudhu pod keno? Mai duto to fete ber hoye aste chaiche go! kobe je tomar batabi lebu duto moner sukhe kochle dite parbo!

Ami: Isshh! Shokh koto? Ami apnar cheler bou er moto, apnar sathe egulo vabai jai na. (bolte bolte unar chair er pashe ese ekta file khujte laglam, ektu jhuke jate amar pod ta uchiye unar mukher samne keliye thake) Ar tar cheye boro kotha, ami married, amar husband ache (bole ekta chenali hashi diye pod ta ke ektu nachiye dilam, bass, etei kaj holo, Nagmoni ar thakte na pere unar dan hat ta amar bishal pod er bam dabnar upor rakhlen).

Nagmoni: (aste aste hat er chap bariye) he he.. na na, ta to obosshoi, ami to tomake ar jor korte pari na, tobe a thing of beauty is a joy forever, ami tai ektu ar ki beautiful jinish er praise korchilam.

Ami: hmm.. shudhu praise i korben, khete cheyen na kintu (ami arektu shore aslam, jate unar subidha hoi, uni ekhon dabna bodle bam dan kore kore hat bulacchen, hothat PABX phone ta beje uthlo, amra dujonei chomke shore gelam). Kahani padhne ke baad apne vichar niche comments me jarur likhe, taaki hum apke liye roz aur behtar kamuk kahaniyan pesh kar sake – DK