Jhet Devrani Ki Mast Chudai

Main uski ye baat sun kar dar gya toh pucha ki ek dam se aise plan kese ban gya toh wo boli – Ki mummy ka Operation hai aur wo hospital me admit hai.

Main – Chalo thik hai, tum samaan pack karlo main itna ticket book karwa aata hoon aur mera ye phone bhi tum rakh lo kyoki jab main phone karunga toh tum wahi par sidha aajana.

Ab main ye sab keh kar airport ke liye chal pada aur waha pahonch kar ticket bhi book karwa di aur tab pta chala ki plane timing 8 bje ki hai aur abhi toh 6:30 hue Hai isliye maine apne dusre phone se Teena ko phone milaya aur kha k8 tum samaan le kar airport aajao aur fir phone cut kardiya.

Abhi phone cut hi kiya tha ki Teena ka fir se phone aa gya aur tab wo boli ki Kya main Navneet ko bhi sath le aayu. Ye kahani aap desi kahani dot net par padh rhe hai.

Toh main bola – Han han jise bhi lana hai le aayo par yha time par pahonch jao.

Main ab wahi khada Teena ka wait karta rha toh wo karib 2 ghante baad aayi aur sath me Navneet bhi aayi toh maine unke aate hi unhe phone kiya toh pucha ki kha pahonche toh unhone kha ki hum bahar khade wait kar rhe hai. Ye sun kar ab main bahar aa gya aur Teena ko ticket pakda kar usse checking ke liye jane ko kha aur kha ki mera beta abhi yhi rukega.

Meri baat sun kar Teena samaan le kar checking ke liye chali gyi aur main Navneet ke paas ja kar khada ho gya aur bola – Kya baat hai tum toh bahot hi jyada sundar lag rhi ho.

Meri baat sun kar Navneet sharma gyi aur chup chap khadi ho kar muskurane lag gyi aur itne me ab Teena bhi bahar aa gyi toh maine ab usse jane ko kha toh wo bete ko sath le kar chali gyi aur jate hue maine usse bye bhi kiya aur fir main aur Navneet waha se bahar aa kar ruk gye.

Main – Navneet aaj toh tumhare sath akele time spend karne ka moka mila hai.

Navneet – Wo toh thik hai par ghar chalte hai mummy- papa ji humara intezar kar rhe honge.

Main – Oh ho toh kya hua par aaj tum mere sath ho aur wo bhi akeli toh is par main tumhe treat na doon, aisa ho sakta hai?

Ab main isse le ja kar 5 star hotel me le gya aur waha restaurant me beth kar candle light Dinner me usse bitha kar uske samne beth gya aur humare bethte hi waiter menu le kar aa gya toh maine Navneet se pucha.

Main- Navneet kya logi drink me ?

Navneet- Nhi ji main nhi, aap hi lo jo lena hai.

Main – Kyo tumne kabhi drink nhi kiya kya?

Meri baat sun kar wo sharma gyi aur najre niche karke beth gyi toh main fir se bola – Batao kabhi kiya nhi kya?

Navneet – Nhi aisi baat nhi hai.

Main – Toh kya baat hai.

Navneet- Maine college time me ek baar beer pi aur unke sath do baar whisky pi.

Main ye sun kar khush hua aur bola ki tum ab kya lena pasand karogi toh wo boli- Nhi main nhi lungi.

Ab mujhe uski baat par gussa aa rha tha toh main uthte hue bola chalo ghar chalte hai. Toh Navneet ne mera hath rokte hue kha ki mat jao aur ye sun kar main khush hua aur uska hath pakad kar dabane lag gya aur wahi beth gya aur bola ki chako ab aap hi order kardo.

Navneet – Thik hai acha whisky karu ya bear?

Main – Whisky hi kardo.

Toh usne whisky order kardi aur sath me french fries aur kuch khane ka bhi order kar diya aur waiter humare yha se chala gya. Ab hum dono idhar udhar ki baate karne lag gye toh maine usse fir se kha ki tum aaj bahot khoobsurat lag rhi ho toh usne bhi mujhe smart kha aur itne me waiter drink le kar aa gya aur banane lag gya toh ek cup maine Navneet ko pakadaya aur dusra khud le kar cheers kiya aur hum for pine lag gye.

Pite pite hi Navneet boli – Kya baat apko jethani ji ke jane ka dukh nhi hai?

Main – Nhi baat wo nhi hai, dukh toh hai par tum bhi ho sath mere.

Aise hi baate karte hue usne ek glass pi liya toh maine dusra glass bna diya aur usne jese hi pina start kiya toh Waiter French fries le aaya aur for usne khate hue dusra bhi khali kar diya aur ab main samjh chuka tha ki ab Navneet ko chad gyi hai toh wo ab mere liye bnane lag gyi aur jese hi maine uske hath ki bani drink pi toh ek hi ghutt me puri khatam kar di aur bola – Wah Navneet, main aaj tak itni mast drink nhi pi thi.

Ab maine aose hi teesra peg bnaya aur usse pine ko kha toh wo nakhre karne lag gyi toh maine usse janardasti kasam dekar pine ko kha toh wo bina kuch kahe pi gyi aur main bhi ab pi gya aur fir wo ab pure nashe me aa kar bad-badane lag gyi aur fir maine usse kha ki mere liye ek peg bna do toh usne kha ki ye thik nhi hai kyoki humne ghar bhi jana hai.