Mausi Ki Gaand Maari

Aur jin mausi ki me kahani aap logo ko sunane jaa rha hu unke saath mera honeymoon abhi tk zaari hai… Abhi 2 din pehle hi unke saath poora din vyateet karke aa rha hu… Aaj usi din ke baar me sochkar badi tharak chad rhi thi to socha kyon na apni kahani aap logo ke saath share karke thode maje le lu.. Baat 2 mahine pehle ki hai, pehle to mein aap logo ko bata du ki ye mausi me khaas mausi nhi hai aur door ke rishte me mausi lagti hai mere ghar se kuch 2 km ki doori pr rhti hai kareeb 48 saal ki hia, inke 2 ladke aur ek ladki hai, infact bada ladka meri meri umra (26 saal) ka hai….

Mausi ka humare yha aana jaana laga rhta hai… Aur sach batau to meri unpr kaphi time se buri najar rahi hai…. 48 saal ki umra me unka badan ekdum bhara hua hai aur mumme bade tight hai…. Saadi me to ekdum handball ki tarah latakte rhte hai unke boobe…. Gaand ekdum kasi hui..Yani bas ye kaho ki ekdum chudai wala material hai…Mujhe yaad hai bachpan me mene kaphi baar unke naam ka muth bhi maara hua hua… Chalo ab asli kahani pr aata hu, hua ye ki 2 mahine pehle unke ladki ke pati ki tabiyat kharaab ho gyi aur use dilli admit karna pada, haalat kharaab thii to paise ki bhi jarurat padi…Ghar pr phone aaya to gharwalo ne bhi madad kar di….

Sab paresaan hi the.. Me bhi kuch dino se ghar pr hi tha…. To me bhi involved tha…Mausaa ji aur unka ladka daamad ke saath dilli me the, ladki bhi dilli me thi… Seher me sirf mausi aur unki bahu thi bas jo ki us waqt tabiyat kharab thi….Kuch dino me pata chala ki daamad ki tabiyat sudhar gyi thi to mummy ne mausi ke ghar jaakar milne ka kaha, me mummy ko lekar pahuch gya…Hum log 1-2 ghante bethe rhe..Mausi bhi dukhi hi thi…Aise hi baatein chalti rhi..Aur fir hum uth kar chal diye…Agle din kuch pooja thi aur mummy ne mujhe pooja ka saaman mausi ke yha lejaane ko diya, me nikal gya… Dophar ke 2 kareeb baj rhe the, me mausi ke yha pahucha, ghanti bajai to mausi hi bahar aayi…Aaj unka mood theek lag rha tha…

Actually demand ki tabiyat me pehle se sudhaar tha…Mene saaman diya to unhone bethne ko kaha….Actually unka ghar double storey tha, pehle upar kiraayedaar rhte the lekin ab khaali tha…Necche wala portion bhi 2 parts me divided tha, aage wale portion me bethak aur ek aur room tha aur peeche portion me 2 bedroom aur kitchen wagerah the, unhone mujhe aage wale portion me hi bitha diya… Aur ander se pani lekar aa gyi… Jab mene unki bahu ka puch to boli ki wo so rhi hai…Actually tabiyat kharab hone ki wajah se wo jyadatar tym soti hi rhti thi…Haalanki tabiyat kharaab kuch khaas nhi thi..Shaadi ko bhi 5-7 mahine hi hue the… Actually meri mausi badi tej typs bhi thi to bahu se banti bhi kam hi thi….Haan to hum log bahar bethak me bethe the aur aise hi wo batane lagi ki ab tabiyat theek hai etc etc…Mene 10 min kareeb ye sab baatein ki aur chalne ka bola to unhone chai peekar jaane ko bola…

Sach batau to bachpan me bhale hi mere man me mausi ke liye gande gande khyal the lekin 26 saal ki umra me us tym sach me asia koi khyal na tha mere man me, ye bhi bol sakte ho ki is umra tk kuch girlfrds bhi ban jaane se tharak thodi kam ho gyi thi…..Lekin mausi ke bolne pr me beth gya…Mere bethne pr wo fir wahi sab baatein karne lagi aur apni problem ke baare me batane lagi… Me sach batau to bore ho rha tha lekin ab bhaagta bhi kaise to shaanti se sunta rha…Thodi hi der me unke aanshu nikalne lage to mujhe thoda awkward laga, ab kya karta… To me utha aur takhat pr unke bagal me bethkar unhe samjhane laga…Ab hum log ekdum satkar takhat pr bethe the, wo ro rhi thi lekin awaj itni tej nhi thi ki bahar tk ya ander ke kamro tk jaaye….Mausi ka rona jaari tha to mene saantavna dene ke liye apna ek haath unke peeth ki tara se kandhe pr rakh diya…

Mujhe awkward to lag rha tha lekin kuch aur samajh nhi aaya us waqt…Lekin jaise hi mene apna haath unke kandhe pr rakha wo bhi mere kandhe pr sir thoda aur tika li aur rone lagi…Bolne lagi ki “ghar pr akele badi pareshaan rhti hai”…Mene bola ki bahu hai to…To boli ki wo to soti rhti hai usse to baat hi kaha hoti hai….Ab bada ajeeb sa scene tha jaise wo meri baahon me samayi hui thi aur ro rhi thi…Ab us scene ki wajah se tha ya kya hua meri purani tharak bahar aana suru ho gyi….Achanak se mujhe mausi ka badan mahsoos hone laga….

Mera haath jo unke doosre haath ko pakde tha ab unke haath ke blouse ko feel kar rha tha…Ab ise mauka hi bolnge, mene socha ki abhi agar thoda kuch advance karta bhi hu to kuch bawal nhi hoga ye sochkar me apne doosre haath se mausi ke gaal ke aanshu pochne laga…Mujhe laga tha ki sayd mausi meri harkat se jhatak jaaaye lekin wo waise hi mere kandhe pr sar rakhe roti rhi aur shikayat karti rhi…Meri to himmat bad gyi us samajh to mujhe samajh nhi aa rha tha ki wo bol kya rhi hai …Me bas ek haath unke kandhe pr rakha tha aur doosre haath seaanshu poch rha tha…Ab mene doosra haath wahi unki taang pr hi rakh diya….Kuch harkat nhi ki bas saadi ke upar se uhi rakh diya….Unka koi reaction hi nhi…