Teen Chumban – Part I

Priye pathako, aapne meri pichhli kahani “Do Number Ka Badmash” padhi! mujhe bahut khushi hai ki aap sabhi ko meri kahani pasand aayi, jesa ki kahani ke mulyankan aur mujhe mile dhero parshansha-mails hai iske liye aapka bahut bahut dhanyawad! apni pichhli kahani me maine “makki” ka jikar kiya tha lagbhag har parshansha-mail me pathako ne puchha hai ki makki kon hai, iske bare me to kabhi pehle kisi kahani me nahi likha aur na hi makki ki hi koi kahani likhi hai! to mere ajij dosto aapki hai meri priyetma makki ki kahani! ye kahani nahi meri aatma ki aawaj hai, prem aashram wale guruji kehte hai ki ladkiyon ke pakki baal aane ke baad bur ya bhos, chudne ke baad chut aur fatne (bachcha hone) ke baad fuddi ban jati hai, ab main ye soch raha tha ki makki (monika) ki abhi pakki hi hai ya bur ban gayi, itna to pakka hai ki bhale hi uski pikki puri tarah se bur ya bhos na bani ho par wo banne ke liye jarur aatur hogi.

Pata nahi is kamsin ladkiyon ki pikki ko bur banne ki itni jaldi kyo lagi rehti hai aur jab bur ban jati hai to chut banne ke liye betaab rehti hai, makki mere sale ki ladki hai ghar me sab use makki aur school me wo monika mathur ke naam se jaani jati hai, umar 18 ke aas pass +2 me padhti hai! gadraya badan shokh chanchal chulbuli natkhat kamsin kyamat! kandho tak kate baal sutva naak patle patle gulabi honth jese shehad me bhari do pankhudiya surahidaar gardan billosi aankhe chhote-chhote neebu jo ab amrud ban gaye hai patli kamar chikani-chikani baahe aur kele ke ped ki tarah chikani jhanghe, sabse kamaal ki chij to uske chhote chhote kharbuje jese nitambh hai! hay bhagwaan.. agar koi khudkhushi karne ja raha ho aur uske nitambh dekh le to ek baar apna irada badalne par majbur ho jayega, uski pikki ya bhos ka to aap aur main keval andaja hi laga sakte hai to kul mila kar wo ek kayamat hai.

Aisi kanya kisi bhi achhe bhale aadmi ka ghar barbad kar sakti hai par mujhe kya pata tha ki bhagwaan ne ise mere liye hi banaya hai, pehle main apne baare me thoda bata doon! mera naam prem guru hai main ek multinational company me kaam karta hoon umar 32 saal kad 5’8″ rang gehua shakal surat thik thak, vese aadmiyon ki shakal-o-surat par jada dhyana nahi diya jata kyoki khas baat unka stetus hota hai aur dusra unki sex power! aur bhagwaan ne mujhe in dono chijo me malamaal rakha hai, mere land ka size 7″ hai aur motayi 2″ aur mera supada aage se patla hai aap soch rahe honge fir supade se chudai me jada maja nahi aata hoga to aap galat soch rahe hai! ye to bahgwaan ka ashirwaad aur niyamat samjhiye! gaand marwane wali aurat aise supade ko bahut pasand karti hai aur aadmiyo ko abhi land andar dalne me jada dikkat nahi hoti.

Jin aadmiyo ke land par til hota hai wo chudakkad hote hai aur fir mere to supade par til hai aap andaja laga sakte hai main kitna bada chudakkad aur gaand ka deewana hoon, meri patni madhu 36,28,36 umar 28 saal bahut khoobsurat hai par use gaand marwane ke liye manne me mujhe bahut minnat karni padti hai, lekin dosti ye fir kabhi kyoki ye kahani to makki ke baare me hai, wese to ye koikahani nahi mere apne jivan ki sachi ghatna hai! dar-asal main apne anubhav ek dairy me likhta tha aur ye sab usi me se liya gaya hai haan mukhye patro ke naam sthan jarur badal diye hai, main apni uski (?) badnaam kese kar sakta hoon jo ab is dunya me nahi jise main prem karta hoon aur janam janmantran tak karta rahunga, ise padh kar apko meri sachayi ka andaja ho jayega! mera dawa hai ki meri ye aap-biti apko gudgudayegi hasyegi romanch se bhar degi aur ant me aapki ankhe bhi jarur chhachhala jayegi, to chaliye dosto ab shuru karte hai “Teen Chumban”.

Pehla Chumban – meri ek fantasi thi kisi najuk kamsin kali ko ful banne ki, pichle 7-8 saalo me main lagbhag 15-20 ladkiyon aur aurato ko chod chuka hoon par ab main in motr mote nitambho aur bhari bhari jhangho wali aurato ki chodte chodte bor ho gaya hoon, maine apne saath padhne wali ladkiyon ko choda hai par wo bhi us samye 20-22 ki to jarur rahi hongi par haan apne kaam wali gulabo ki ladki anarkali jarur 18 ke aas pass rahi hogi par wo bhi mujhe tab mili jab uski bur chut me badal chuki thi, sach maani to pichhle 3-4 saalo se to main kisi kamsin ladki ko chodne ke chakkar me mara ja raha tha! shayad apko meri ye baate ajib si lage najuk kali ke parati meri deewanagi, hamare guruji kehte hai chudi chudai ladkiyon/auratond ko chodne me jada mushkil nahi hoti kyoki wo jada nakhre nahi karti aur chudwane me pura sehyog deti hai.

Is chhoti chhoti najuk siladkiyon ko patana aur chudai ke liye teyar karna sachmuch himalya parvat par chadhne se bhi jada mushkil kaam hai, kehte hai bhagwaan ke ghar der andher nahi! mera sala ki company me marketing manager hai to wo apne kaam ke chakkar me har jagha ghumta rehta hai aur is baar wo yaha tuar par aane wala tha, madhu ne use apni bhabhi aur makki ko bhi saath lane ko mana liya aur subah subah jab main unhe lene station gaya to makki ko dekh rar mera dil itni jor se dhadakne laga jese train ka engen! mujhe aisa laga ki jese mera dil halak ke raste bahar aa jayega, maine apne aap par badi mushkil se kaabu kiya! samne ek pari jesi bilori aanko wali najuk si ladki kandho par beby dol latkaye mere samne khadi thi, nile rang ka top aur kaale rang ki jeans pehne! sar par safed cap sports shiuj kaano me chhoti chhoti sone ki baliya aankho par rangin chashma? ufff.. mujhe katal karne ka pura irada liye hue.