Teen Chumban – Part II

Maine apne mann me kaha “arre tumhare pass to karu ka khajana hai meri bulbul” par fir maine kaha “agar chaho to koi na koi gift de hi sakti ho” wo soch me pad gayi aur fir boli “achha ek gift hai mere pass par pata nahi apko asand aayega ya nahi?” “kya ha please batao na?” usne apni jeb se ek reshmi rumal nikala aur boli “mere pass to dene ke liye bas yehi hai” makki “pata hai ye rumal maine pichhle saal aagra se kharida tha?” main “arre kahi isse naak to saaf nahi ki hai?” maine haste hue kaha “nahi to par….! haan! jab main matke wali kulfi chus rahi thi to maine apne honth jarur saaf kiye the” usne badi masumiyat se kaha! main to uski is ada par dilo jaan se fida ho gaya! mar hi mata! aur maine uske hath se wo rumal lekar chum liya to makki jor se sharma gayi pata nahi kyo?, ghar aate samye raste me maine use bataya ki kal hum sabhi ling mahadev ka mandir dekhne chalenge.

Shehar se 15-20 kilo mitter dur ek chhoti si pahadi par yeh shiv mandir hai jisme paanch feet ka shivling bana hua hai! yeh manyata hai ki koi pedal nage paon aa kar shivling par solha somwaar koi kacha dodh chadhaye to uski manokamnaye puri ho jati hai, maine kabhi ise aajmaya nahi tha par ab mera mann kar raha tha ki ek baar ye totka bhi aajma kar dekh hi loon par 16 somwaar yani 4-5 mahine..! yaar thoda kam nahi ho sakta? in baato se dur makki to meri baato se jhum hi uthi uski aankho ki chamak to dekhne layak thi, lekin fir usne thodi masumiyat se puchha “kya aap kal office nahi jaoge??” “arre meri billo raani tumhare chhuti le lenge tum kyo chinta karti ho” maine uske gaalo ko sehlete hue kaha to wo sharma gayi! uske gaal achanak laal ho gaye aur usne ek ras bhari aawaj aur katilana andaj me kaha “thank you mere pyare fu..fa.. arre.. ji.. ja ji.. ishhh..”.

Aaj agar isi pal mot bhi aa jaye to koi gam nahi! jab hum ghar pahunche to waha bas bamb fut chuka tha! ramesh market ke kaam se vapis aa gaya tha aur usne bataya ki sudha ke chacha ka accident ho gaya hai aur unhe aaj hi dili jana hoga, ye khabar sun kar mera to dil beth gaya! hey bhagwaan! makki ne jab suna to wo bhi udas ho gayi aur uske chehre se lagta tha ki wo abhi ro padegi, “prem hume aaj hi nikalna hoga! kya dili ke liye abhi koi train hai?” ramesh ne puchha! main “haan train to hai raat das baje par.. regervetion?” ramesh “koi baat nahi manage kar lenge! arre sudha jaldi karo saman dekh lo! makki kaha hai?” ramesh ne sudha ko aawaj di, “bhai sahab kya subah nahi ja sakte?” maine puchha! ramesh “arre yaar mera aur sudha ka jana bahut jaruri hai” mujhe thodi aasha si bandhi to maine kaha “par makki to yaha reh sakti hai?” ramesh “wo akeli yaha kya karegi?”.

Main “bachchi hai pehli baar aayi hai thoda ghum fir legi vapas lotte samye aap use bhi saath le jana” ramesh “chalo thik hai!” ramesh guest room ki aur chala gaya jaha sudha aur madhu bethi thi, main bhagta hua apne bed room me gaya aur maine dekha makki ondhe muh leti ro rahi hai! hey bhagwaan kya kyamat gol gol nitambh the maine uski jhangho aur nitambho par hath fera aur use pyaar de aawaj di “aare mikki mause! kya hua?” “jiju main mummy papa ke sath nhi jana chahti! please mummy papa ko mana lo! please jiju!” usne lagbhag rote hue kaha! “achha chalo pehle apne aansu poncho! shabash! good girl! achhe bachche rote nahi hai” maine uske gaalo par hath ferte hue kaha! itna badhiya moka main bhala kese chhod sakta tha, makki “kya papa maan jayege?” main “tum chinta mat karo maine unhe mana liya hai” makki “ohh mere achhe jiju!” makki yakayak mujhse lipat gayi aur usne mere gaalo par chum liya aur maine to avsar ki talaash me tha!.

Maine jhat se makki ko apni baho me jakad liya aur apne lab uske gulabi labo se mila diye! mere dono hath uski pith par the aur meri jeebh uske hontho ke bich me apna rasta talaashte talaashte uski jeebh de ja mili! kuchh palo ke liye to main apni sudhi-budhi hi kho beth aur shayad wo bhi! lekin makki hosh me aayi aur usne apne aap ko mujhe chhuda kar mere gaal par ek chumban le kar bathroom me bhag gayi apna muh dhone, ye sab bahut jaldi hua tha maine apne gaalo ko do teen baar usi jagha sehlaya aur fir apni ungaliyon ko chum liya! to dosto ye tha hamara dusra chumban! jaldi hi agla bhag bhi apki najar hoga! dhanyawaad! apka prem guru! meri mail id hai “[email protected]”. Kahani padhne ke baad apne vichar niche comments me jarur likhe, taaki hum apke liye roz aur behtar kamuk kahaniyan pesh kar sake – DK

Inspired by – Antarvasna